YOUR GAMES ARE SLOWING DOWN THE COMPUTER DELETE THEM NOW

Yes...its my games. Totally that games slowing it down...

who the fuck are you?

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your mother

But mom, we don't even own a computer.

>he doesn't play or browse the internet on the family computer infront of everyone present in the living room

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Just how slow is your internet?

dont

>"THOSE VIDEO GAME WEBSITES ARE PUTTING VIRUSES ON THE COMPUTER! STOP GOING TO THEM!"
>proceeds to get computer ransomware'd

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>mom asks me for help because her phone has been showing constant notification from one webpage
>"I think my phone has a virus, can you please check it?"
>Just disable the notification from that webpage in Chrome, she surely gave it permission to do so when she accessed
>one day later, she asks for help again
>"those notifications are now appearing in the computer, I think the computer also has a virus"
>we have Kaspersky, nothing has been detected

I love how technologically ignorant my mom has always been. My concern is that she tends to click on lots of ads apparently.

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Remember when she was right all along about the cop who gave her a fine?

I remember when I was a young, thinking that Lois was a huge bitch.

Then I grew up and realized her kids were assholes, and her husband was a literal retard. It must have been mentally draining. She was right to act the way she did.

someone post the story of laptop user and his mom and sister

ever heard of rural areas. Yea I get 1mb per second out here and thats considered premium. One of my cousins out here in the boonies settles for 350kb per second

I remember in the early 2000s my Mom would get mad about me trying to play Gundbound because she was convinced it was a virus and would ruin our computer. It was about that time I started saving up to build my first gaming rig and a wireless router.

>tfw this was me
>my fucking sister had limewire, kazaa and god knows what else on the computer
I jacked off in her panties, fucking bitch.

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>YOUR WOMB IS SLOWING ME DOWN, OPEN IT NOW

>user, your Quake 3 Demo was slowing down the computer, so I deleted it
>Open Internet Explorer
>Father has been downloading toolbars again

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>sure thing mom
and then you just delete the shortcut

Can attest to this. The best I could get was 12mb down and that was on a good day. Most of the time it was 7-8mbs down and like 4mbs up. Sometimes you can't get better internet when literslly only once ISP provides in your area. Now I'm paying $60 a month for lime 20mbs down and it's limited to three devices at a time. T-Thanks US Navy for making barracks wifie limited to only three devices

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>sorry son, a guy from microsoft called earlier and told me your games had viruses on them so I had to let him on the computer to delete them and install some new antivirus programs, lucky for us it only cost us 100 dollars but that's getting taken out of your birthday money mister

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Fucking phoneposters I swear to christ
You can make it bigger, user. I just read the whole thing.

>little sister come up to pc
>user why is the tentacle going into the girl
nice tough talk boyo

>You can make it bigger
doesnt make it any easier to read

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god I want to bimbofiy the fuck out of her.

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tfw I actually did kill the family computer playing games. Ultimately not my fault it was on the carpet but still I was the only one making it overheat

look at this shit
don't call me a phoneposter when this looks like this

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>there are zoomers ITT RIGHT NOW that have never watched Malcolm in the Middle
this is the world we live in

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>Install 3 layers of adblocker and anti adblockers.
>check pc later.
>All the shit is disabled.

Thank god I have my own stuff.

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Doesn’t that happen one episode?

>tfw over 30 and still helping my parents with tech when I see them
I love you but this really has to stop.

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>filtered by a bit fuzzy text
imagine the seeth

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You probably didn't have to imagine, third worlder.

is this lots

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once humans reach a certain age they completely stop learning new things

Fuck off phoneposter, stop saving the compressed version you fucking retards you're literally flooding the internet with GARBAGE each time you repost something.

why would i make future generations suffer the audiovisual terror that this show is

No, what is worse is their refusal to absorb what you teach them because they think you'll always be around to help them.

and that's why modern medicine is a mistake

>tfw your dad is the one who taught you the things you're helping him with in the first place

>lightning struck my grandparents house
>Ran over my NES with his tractor because it was the vidyas fault.

But why gramps

>Your games slow down the internet.
>Open netflix on screens on damn house.

Of course internet is slow to a crawl.

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