Create character

>create character
>customize it for thirty minutes
>name it
>someone else has your same exact name

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>name character after anime character
>put on his appearance
>nobody recognizes him

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>look at game character
>imagine life together

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>Name character after extremely obscure character
>someone recognizes it

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>give character dangerously funny name
>get banned

>create character
>it’s a chick
>free stuff

>Talk to character
>It's a chuckster
WEEEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE

>every character's name you make is a clever play on words that makes people laugh when they figure it out

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>create a female character
>at the end realize you made a perfect girl you want to spend the rest of your life with
>get depressed because girl like this even if exists would never want to be with you

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>customize character for 40 minutes
>game crashes before finishing up
>character gone
Happened to me recently, I just gave up on the game entirely for now.

>spend 2 hours customizing character's face
>face never visible in game

>Create cute character
>it's boring

Examples?

Alifnee Gargok

I don't get it

>Play as default 3
>Immediately equip helmet
>Helmet stays on during scenes

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Ahmed A'dudi

Why is he associated with certain things now? I don't get it.

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Well

How did a videogame board become filled with such miserable and pathetic fucks? JUST FUCKING GO ASK A GIRL OUT IF WANT A GF. Damn.

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>bro just like change your bone structure and height lmao

Literary millions of men every day get gfs with zero problems. It's a natural part of life, how the fuck do you now know how to do that.

No thanks. I've seen that bike autist with a decent face and body get arrested for trying to talk to women. How the fuck am I supposed survive when I'm uglier, fatter, and more autistic than he was? They'd probably have me shot.

>spend hour creating character
>sit at name character for 3 hours
>never advance and play game.

wat

That bike autist was a retard and was harrasing people

Just do like I did in 1942 sonnyboy. Ya just walk right up to her and ask her out to the sockhop. Just remember to be confident and take a shower and get a haircut first

The truth is Zig Forums users don't actually want a gf, they just wanna believe that not having one makes them unique. They made their inadequacies into a culture and identity.

I lack self confidence and I'm the opposite of talkative

this

Thats why you play as a man. Women ruin your mood and make you act like a massive faggot in the end, see

>create character
>die
>respawn as the polar opposite of the character you created
>people ask why bother creating a character if you're going to end up with someone random anyway
>"because no one would choose to play as a woman, black, or asian otherwise"
>people just kill themselves when they respawn as a woman, black or asian
>get meme starting weapon taken away to prevent you from doing this
>have to spend 20 minutes looking for a tall enough structure to jump off instead

JUST

Yeah and if I ask women out it'll be considered harassment too.

But i like looking at the booty and jiggle mechanics.