SGDQ 2020

They're going to meet the incentive. You know this, I know this. This event has sponsors with very deep pockets who are prepared to come out with windfall donations at a moment's notice. Don't act surprised.

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If the Minecraft incentive is met I will eat my dinner.

BROS

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yes but it will be funny regardless

nth for pizza

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I know this kind of money begging is legal but I wish it wasn't.

>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick
>can i interrupt super quick

AAAAAAAAAAH THIS IS SO TENSE, FINISH THE RUN QUICKER SO WE CAN SKIP MINECRAFT

Is it time for brown bricks yet?

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Let's Go Zig Forums gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap

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>Later: Minecraft

I miss the tranny bashing and shit posting

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>cashapp just donated FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

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>WE JUST GOT AN 80K DONATION FROM THE YETEE
>WE ARE GETTING MINECRAFT HYYYYYYPEEEEE

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When was the last time they failed to reach an incentive? Not some irrelevant meme incentive, but a big hoooype one. Could they let this slide just to make it seem more legit after years of $50k/minute from user finales?

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Distortion2 is my favorite speedrunner

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How much did you donate, user?

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>donates 10k

>Ya'll mind if I interrupt real quick?

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$55

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Posting the superior version

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Why is this allowed..

>Not having enough screen space
Come on user.

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Reminder this event is a scam, companies launder money through it and the coordinators pocket more than they spend and give to charity
If you give money to this tranny circus you'd be doing more for humanity as a corpse feeding the plants than as a living person

Damn, that looks good.

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>Give or take 10% of the donations are from their fucking sponsors
What a bunch of hacks.

Would be such a shame if some of the players shouted out were not representing "correct" values

How long is this interview going to be post run? an hour?

youtu.be/g7DKkFur-g0?t=910

for the two anons from last thread, enjoy.
she was silent for some time after that.

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Yes, I do mind.

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I SAY MINEY
YOU SAY CRAFTA

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YAAAAAAAAAS GAMERS DONATE

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Can I interrupt one more time?

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I haven't watched a single run this entire marathon. run down on the cringe and trannies please?

uyama has powerful friends. dont doubt anonymous.

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Please let me interrupt one more time, Uyama has a gun to my head. PLEASE

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how the fuck does a T-shirt company donate 120,000 and still make a profit?

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>no pings nor dms
user...

how does the yetee get this much money?
their designs are trash

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>AGDQ2021 is going to be online too

Most of the donations being read aren't about the current run anymore

>anonymous $1,000 donation

>2000rpm
>77c
user..

I'm not a zoomer

>GIVE ME MINECRAFT
>PLEASE

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How did they get so much money this fast. they were at like 750k yesterday.

Ahady is cute!

Zelda 2 and MK8 trannies actually did good.
Sonic tranny on the other hand...

>not split to four with shelltile

Even Zoomers can be lonley.

money laundering

>he's only in diamond
what are you fucking poor

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This is always how it goes

Is this money laundering?

why not?

God killing time in /trash/ is more fun than this shilling. MINECRAFT GUYZ.

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>Zig Forums

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How many bosses are left?

>oh no, I started choking out of nowhere

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THANK YOU ANONYMOUS BUT PLEASE YOU MUST DONATE MORE

PLEASE

MY PROJECTIONS SAY NO MINECRAFT

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STUPID RUNNER YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST

will you be my ftt girlfriend?

no...

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Why should I post in this thread and not the other

guys we just received an anonymous $500,000 DOLLAR DONATION FROM N-notc.... an ANONYMOUS SOURCE!

based

>already on the gehrman
NGMI

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I believe you

they'll stall with ads, readings donations, interviews, and a summary video panel

>time in about a minute
oh no what about minecraft

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I don't think he'd donate anything to a GDQ now.

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Rate this run!

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>seeding
Yeah, you're alright in my book

The moon looks like that?

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OH NO NO NO 50K LEFT BROS

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

9/10 solid run

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F

Me want Minecraft ;w;

B

30 minute interview coming until they hit 400k

can I interrupt real quick/10

boring

i don't get how neets live with themselves

>60k left
>Done with run
>maybe 10 minutes left with set up

THEY FUCKED UP

9/10. I like Bloodborne so I didn't mind that it was lower key

Some people aren't worth friendship user. There's nothing I can offer others in that regard.

Tiling is cringe. MacOS can almost be setup like 2bwm minus mouse focusing and moving the windows around with the keyboard. Superior.

I'm like 30.

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>TIME
NO NO NO NO NO NO YETEE ANONYMOUS FANGAMER CASHAPP PLEASE

Extremely low energy

PAPA TRUMP PLEASE DONATE

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8/10

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n-not like this I dont wanna watch pokemon yet for 5 fucking hours

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no charisma, good execution
c/d

8/10

And I start worrying when it gets to 55...

Can I interrupt for a second?
Thank you to anonymous with a 70 thousand dollar donation! You did it chat!!! :)))

so sad gonna 14% itself

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MISSION FAILED...

Well this is awkward...

Time for 45 minutes of stalling.

Why the fuck do you turn into a squid?

>up next bloodborne
oh no no no no

8/10, would be better if the speedrunner talked more about the lore

Entire GDQ desu

Don't tell anyone, but I mitigated at an undesired speed.

is spike dating a tranny?

nice run

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Minecraft/10

8/10. Good run.

Lol

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you become old one

OH NO NO NO

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DONATE DONATE DONATE DONATE

>Poll comes up
>Do we delay for Minecraft?
>Yes
>Probably
who could have seen this coming.

ARE YOU READY FOR AN HOUR OF SET UP?

Yay menu stream until 60k more!

wow poll on the chat asking for extra time for that minecraft donation
Who's ready for 30 mins donation reading stream

They don't even say how long there's left for the shitty incentive.

Cthulhu

I give it a B+. Runner and commentator weren't great, but the run itself was pretty good.

Too busy posting fun bun that I couldn't here heh.

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AAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

8/10
screwed up some stuff, but none of it was major setbacks like blood thunder and his constant fuckups.

>still 55k away

SHIT IT DOWN

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are we gonna break 2 mil this time bros ?

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Want to cuddle and watch me play Pokemon instead?

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>$60K left for minecraft
>stalling until it's met

you scoundrel

I honestly wonder what they're going to do, considering this hasn't happened with a hundred thousand dollar-plus donation incentive

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What is this shit??
Bloodborne is over, they didn't reach the incentive, why the fuck are they stalling?

i know they're going to make it but i'm glad that they have to at least be obnoxious about making it happen with stalling now so that even the normies will know it was horseshit

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I swear some of you people rating are sub 25 year olds who just want the runner to scream and meme it up constantly and don't even care about the game being ran or how the game works.

D
Boring gameplay, boring commentary, irritating announcer

coming up: ads, interviews, tech taking time, etc

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place your bets on how long it'll take to hit 400K

MIKE ISN'T GONNA BE HAPPY IF HE HAS TO TAKE MONEY OUT OF HIS $1M CUT TO PAY FOR THE VENUE
WE NEED DONATIONS NOW

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BAHAHAHAHA

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5dollars/10

FUCKEN SHIT EVERYWHERE

Fucking desperation.

It can't be helped. It's what the community wanted! Oh wellllllll.

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Perfectly adequate/10

THIS IS INEXCUSABLE
WHAT A BUNCH OF LYING GOOD FOR NOTHING FAGGOTS
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GDQ STAFF

this is fucking sad lmao

Just in chat were having trouble connecting with our Shield runner so were just going to keep trying but lets play Minecraft

especially after he told us to subscribe to them

Don't care about Minecraft. Just go to the next game zzzz

SHAMELESS

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where the fuck have you been

McNuggies

>50k+ away

They can add money from subs or whatever chunk they usualy add at the end of the run now and meet it easily. It'll happen.

IT'S RIGGED AND DEAD PEOPLE ARE DONATING!!

FU-

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>350k isn't enough to play a game

was there even a no option?

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You can't even say no.
No disagreeing with the hive mind.

please...

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that sounds nice user..

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15 minutes

A
Solid execution, interesting game (and mechanics), good pace since 1:20 is not too long.

Yes. I'm 22, I like memes, and I only watch speedrunners who match the autism of the game they're playing.

We did it bros we fucking won
MINECRAFT HOYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPEEEE

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no see

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Theyre just gonna sit on intermission until the incentive is met.

I guess you are new to this? They always meet the incentive, they have backup donors from sponsors they will just drag it out to get more real donors and throw in some user 10k donos over the next 30mins of menu

>now they're going to stall out the time to rake in donations for the bonus incentive
literal jews

minecrap??? how about loco bandito any%!!

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IF THESE GREEDY FUCKS ARE GONNA EXTEND THE INCENTIVE THEN AT LEAST DO IT SO THE RUN IS AFTER POKEMON, DON'T DELAY THE FUCKING EVENT.
God damn this is a new low for GDQ

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just donated $5k

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Was there ever any doubt?

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>Zig Forums getting triggered by capitalism
S E E T H E
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>All these sudden donations
Why do people do this? It's not going anywhere worthwhile...

>OK GUYS WE JUST GOT ONE MORE INTERVIEW
>WHOOPS LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED A LITTLE TIME SETTING UP HEHE.

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MOM GET ME YOUR CREDIT CARD

I NEED TO MAKE A $5000 DONATION FOR MINECRAFT

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wtf illuminate

>Rocko's Quest
Holy fuck my sides, just watched the thing and god damn my sides

Now starting with the hype/emotional songs to manipulate the viewers like they did with weight of the world last time

I wish I could spam trump plz donate in chat

>that jump
please be more subtle uyama-kun

>new low
They've literally done this exact thing before.

Why do you people seethe so hard over this stuff? They do it every year.

>QUICK RUN A CASHAPP AD SO THEY DONATE NOW

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>cut to an ad made entirely of dollar signs
at least theyre honest

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I knew they would do this, but I was still hoping that they'd skip it.

guys if we dont donate then the event never ends

FUCK YOUR RENT PAYMENTS

FUCK YOUR HOSPITAL BILLS

FUCK YOUR GRANDPARENTS LIVING IN SQUALOR

WE NEED TO DONATE TO GET F*CKING MINECRAFT!!

post your minecraft houses while we wait

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GIVE
US
YOUR
MONEY

Does she have no ass or is there some angle magic working against her

It's almost over bros

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not sure how I feel about slutty megumin poster, feels a bit unnatural

>SPON-SUPPORTED
WHICH IS IT YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>cashapp ad with the all seeing eye

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They always show their greed in the last day

>GDQ is spon-supported by Digital Ocean
can't make this shit up

I've been a busy working bee

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>all those scam commercials now

>spons-
>supported by
lel

forgot pic

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I swear I just saw a huge jump, like I didn't notice but it was a lot of money.

what a neat little bonus optional incentive that stalls the entire show if they can't reach it :)

WHAT THE FUCK IS DIGITAL OCEAN THEY HAVEN'T TOLD ME ONCE ALL WEEK

GUYS WHAT ARE DOING HERE ON Zig Forums?

GET THOSE HECKIN DONATIONS IN FOR MINECRAFT

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why don't they just do it aftet Shield.
are they stupid?

ChocolateDave donated, now do your part Zig Forums!

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>changed to Minecraft???

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