The Dark Queen

so this sexy lady's been getting a lot of hate lately. let's settle some things:
>Battletoads (2020) takes place 26 years after the last time we saw her
>she is at least in her 50s at this point (notice the gray hair streaks)
>this is a perfectly appropriate look and attire for a middle-aged woman
I like tiddies as much as the next guy, but you know what I like even more? Internal consistency. and ASS

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post porn

All I'm trying to say is that I would still chug the shit out of that dump truck, and no amount of bad writing and mediocre gameplay will change that.

Ok, but why not the old outfit at the very least? She looks like a discount Shego

hell ye

Didn’t she used to be an empress with magic powers, why did they make her a scientist? In fact, why not just make her a new character? Also, is this game actually really bad or is it just that people don’t like the new dark queen design, I keep hearing that this is some sjw game, but the only sjw thing in the game seems to be the dark queen’s redesign, which is admittedly terrible but nothing else seems sjw-ish.

ahem... this is a blue board.
all you get are a few braps

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>dark queen with a fucking DUMP TRUCK
uNF

Ahem
4 sniff
Bottom text

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dump truk just arive

And ballin' on.

>that somg
Pure kino.

imagine

retard, her powers were stolen and the whole plot of the game is getting them back

>Hell no
>Cause you was like my big brother

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She's in her 50s. Nobody wants to see that.only works if it's swimwear attire and fucking that mature woman on the beach.

I don't know why people keep saying he is sniffing, he was clearly just picking up his water bottle. 4 times.

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>I'ma see you again
>And when I do
>You gon have a platinum mic in yo hand

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Because turning 50 makes your breasts disappear, right?

It was perfectly possible to make her more covered up but still look attractive and badass, fanart related. This game's artists just suck at their jobs.

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Still amazed Viper had such an amount of bangers behind his meme filled discography.

why are modern american cartoons so awful and lazy in every way?
>garbage character designs
>shit art
>shit tweening animation
>shit music
>low effort comedy
the last trailer for this game made me physical recoil in my seat

shit, that one looks breddy good

I literally discovered the song recently and I've been listening to it too much. I have a knack for naming webms whatever I'm listening to.

Really, it's not like her design was even very good or memorable outside of being ultra sexy. Could've taken the opportunity to make it look cool and sexy.

that dont teach talent in art schools

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You should listen to the One day you'll see me again mixtape.
And maybe even the Evergrace 2 OST

I'd still fuck this version, but not play her game.

noice

Exposure to too many Canadian cartoons

BEEP BEEP

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