His username doesn't have his name in it

>his username doesn't have his name in it
how can i trust you as a teammate if i don't even know who you are?

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Okay

it says tomba the mighty right there

>xXx_N1GG3RSL4Y3R/1488 has joined the chat

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>His username has his real name
How can I trust you to keep calm under pressure if you can't use even the most basic level of professional detachment?

Every time I see somebody with their real name as their username I can always safely assume they're retarded normalfags that won't be the slightest bit of use. I've never been proven wrong so far.

my username has a name in it but it isn't my name

>his user name isn't a pun

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her nose ruins her entire face

I just use my first name, now you just need my address to fully experience the frag

>His username doesn't have a number in
I always block users like this, it shows that you're an old fuck who's clearly too old to still be playing games

The glasses don't help

>lovecraft's cat
that dude introduced me to howard's poetry

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Bl*ck genes bro.

...what?
Having a number in your name means you're doing it the 90s way.

My username is literally only my first name, what does that mean?

You're extremely uncreative.

I disagree, I used to have all kinds of wacky weird usernames and change them every so often, eventually I realized I don't have anything that really speaks to me anymore, I don't have anything that is central to who I am or my interests other than my own name.

But my username is Chad_Thundercock1999

how did he rock that stache, fellas? its lik a patch of black duct tape just smothered on there.

its like he took a sup outta the big gulp filled with charchoal smoothie

its like the ate grilled oatmeal with a sprinkle of 99% cocoa chocolate

its like he he was shitfaced and continuously tried to light a cigarette but kept missing.

>I disagree, I used to have all kinds of wacky weird usernames
Probably all ones that you saw other people using first.

Don't ever reply to one of my posts again

Not true, I actually went out of my way to ensure that all usernames I came up with myself were unique, because I hated people who just choose to use generic shitty usernames or follow trends

Hey, I'm Jon

My username is my name only mirrored.

nice try fuckerberg

>tfw you put 69 in your username so everyone knows you get mad pussy

>how can i trust you

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>last name is slang for semen
>use it because one of my grade school teachers said it was cool
>get teased after a popular rap song comes out using it
>eventually profanity filters make it impossible to use anyway

My real name is Gilbert. I'm not using that online. Eat shit

>username is unique
>anyone can just google it and find all the stupid embarassing shit I said when I was 12

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My username is an utterly unique word that only applies to and is only ever used in the context of being my username
Sometimes I'm worried that people will google it and find embarassing things, but all the forums I posted on 15 years ago have been deleted

Yeesh, what's eating your grapes?

You earned it

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