THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TIMMY
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TIMMY
Brandon Miller
William White
Good
Fuck epic bitch, they make billions and still wants more money
Charles Gomez
No, Epicbros, how could this happen to us?
Hudson Flores
misleading title
there was a california judge that ruled that apple has to give epic back their SDKs so unreal engine can continue on iOS (except for Fortnite), that way devs aren't getting hit by collateral from the lawsuit
Landon Davis
Far too early for a court hearing
Zachary Wood
There is nothing misleading about the title, chink.
Christopher Price
Too bad the hearing already happened and epic got slapped down, bugman
Levi Butler
game will continue to cash millions a day, no matter what gaben cum garglers will say
Carson Harris
jesus christ you child, why are you commenting on law process if you have absolutely no clue how it works?
Owen Lopez
And? Literally nobody has ever denied this.
Cooper Perry
i mean i dont think that's really gonna put a dent in their revenue , but that sucks for fortnite/iphone fags i guess.
Jason Lewis
So what you're saying is that the california judges ruling won't bring Fortnite back to the app store?
Sebastian Gomez
>eeek ook la
keep screeching you sad little child, fortnite aint coming back until tim sweaty admits he is a cuck and fucks off
Hudson King
>be Tim:
Bentley Parker
Julian Roberts
Sounds like the judge didn't rule one way or another on that issue, only on another issue.
Jackson Robinson
WAIT....OH GOD.....NO!..... NO NO NO NO! ZOOMERS WHERE ARE YOU GOING? STOP! YOU BELONG TO ME! YOU CAN'T JUST CHASE TRENDS AND ABANDON ME LIKE YOU ABANDONED OVERWATCH AND PUBG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nathaniel Wood
i hate epic so much bros
David Young
are you retarded you balding cauckold?
Christopher Gomez
CORPORATE FIGHT
Aiden Moore
Despite the vibrant colors, Millenials play Soí guys, kids play zoomnite.
Jose Roberts
But I thought it was a slam dunk case...
Ryder Campbell
First 5 in response determines what the CIA glowies do to Tim in Gitmo when he gets found out for selling classified info to China.
Lucas Sullivan
It was the ruling for the restraining order.
scribd.com
For the full case Epic wants four to six months of prep and Apple wants a longer discovery period and wants ten months.
Landon Davis
Anything that makes Shitnite lose money is a win.
Jayden Thomas
Forgot to add the judge also pointed out any damages that Epic is calling for is actually self-inflicted.
Adam Hernandez
>boasts about how he's gonna win 24/7 on twitter
>actually loses
>fortnite event possibly delayed since it acts as if he won
god bless corporate wars
Owen Stewart
forces him to listen to skinny puppy
Asher Clark
>A US court has rejected a bid by the makers of Fortnite to reinstate the video game sensation immediately to the App Store, saying its eviction by Apple was a "self-inflicted wound."
>self-inflicted
Fucking kek, how many times do you think Tim's lawyers were telling his this piece of basic logic
John King
Wow that's so fucked up
Anyway, take a pick
Owen Rogers
What are the chances of a judge ruling in favor of enabling a chink-shit appstore to force apple and google to let then conduct business on their platforms with impunity?
James Moore
>stick an old timey mercury-filled glass thermometer up his peepee hole
>then smash his penis with a ball peen hammer
Isaiah Reyes
I wonder how will Epic handle the case costs since they're already hemorrhaging money from all the exclusivity and free games on EGS. If they lose their golden goose Fortnite, there won't be Epic Games at all from all the apple debt
Mason Campbell
>force brush his teeth with icy hot
>then force him to rinse out with lemon juice
Juan Cook
Someone said they're probably just hoping they can get more kids to ask their parents for Android phones/tablets instead of thinking it would actually be readded. This way the kids blame Apple. Seems kind of shitty though, I don't like Apple but it's using a game to turn kids into a corporate warfare weapon.
Matthew Clark
That's basically how Epic talk
>Either you support us
>Or you're supporting that piece of shit!