Why monster tho

why monster tho

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Does this game have Monster Zero Ultra?

They're making a 3d printing peripheral for ordering monsters on demand I hear

After you make some deliveries to a farm it changes to 'timefall beer', and Sam can actually get drunk if you make him drink 3 or 4 cans.

Literally because of Zig Forums memes

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Because at the moment, monster was getting a popular phase in japan for some reason, so, marketing

I can't believe this game memed me into getting addicted to this shit again
Was it even a real sponsorship or was it just Kojima thinking it's funny or something?

he still drinks monster from the canteen though

I thought if you drink 4 cans of beer he chimps out because he’s drunk and sad and then it switches back to monster after that.
I never drink more than 3 for this reason

Based and Sippilled

I have always loved red bull and always thought monster was a shitty rip off, flavor and ingredient wise

I love red bull but it's so expensive
The new watermelon ones are great though

probably because Monster paid for the product promotion.

> Was it even a real sponsorship or was it just Kojima thinking it's funny or something?

I kinda doubt he'd do something like this to be funny. It was most likely a paid promotion.

All of the Monster Ultra range taste like shit to me because I have an aversion to artificial sweeteners. It's like drinking liquid soap with a metallic aftertaste.

americans dont like drinking water

I only drink the coffee Monster's. They're all god-tier, but Swiss Chocolate is the GOAT.

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>I only drink the coffee Monster's
You only drink their what?

lol no, its because monster is meme drink dummy.

>This comes out
>Friend raves about
>Never drank Red Bull before
>Everyone online raves about it
>Decide to taste it for the first time
>Taste like shit

Fuck you people have such awful taste in everything.

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memes obv :)

should have made a deal with monster hunter instead

Death stranding encourages unhealthy hydration practices for long distance exercise. What if my wife's son decides to only drink monster after he joins the army? Let's cancel Kojima.

>Used an apostrophe
>Grammar faggot has a meltdown

You know what I fucking meant, retard. I only drink Coffee brands of Monster.

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It's like coffee or alcohol. Taste like shit at first.

Can't stand monster. Tastes like syrup and only makes you more thirsty. Many other energy drinks are great but monster is just horrible

because Kojima is a boomie, don’t tell me you didn’t know Kojimbo is short for Kojimboomer?

All the taste like shitness with none of the fun

wings would be overpowered as fuck

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That’s fair, they need to cut the prices by like 30% and they would probably move so many fucking cans