Fall Guys

It's literally Mario party with less mechanics and less mini games. Gets very boring quickly. People are just so starved for attention right now they can justify it to themselves because they are playing with 59 other randos

>23 hours in
>No wins
Getting to the finals feels like my victory condition at this point...

I have my 20 wins achievement but I haven't kept track since then, haven't really been playing the last week though. Needs new games.

Have you played the finals jumping game?

You are literally me. I don't really sweat it up and am shit in games in general. Every round is fun, I prefer can skins to anything else too.

10 hours is when i got my first win
once you win one and get the monkey off your back, it's easy

This

Yeah, generally do pretty well, I still seem to get it noticeably less than the other finals. Its fun but I think the upper bar should change speeds or even change directions randomly, pretty easy as is, the hardest part being collision with other beans.

I've won twice.

Hexagone is bullshit, I can't figure out how to win.

hexagone is all about being offensive vs being defensive
if you're on a row with tons of people, just run and try to fuck other people up
if you're on a row alone, jump slowly from hex to hex

also make sure you look where you're dropping if you can, to prevent falling through multiple levels

I literally just got the W at that jumping/rotating pole game at the end

I downloaded it yesterday and played for one hour and another one today. No wins. Considering quitting

Play with friends. It's always better with friends :)

It took me 4 hours to get a win. Keep going user, you can fucking do it.

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>level 36 and only have 5 wins
1 on Jump Showdown, 1 on Hexagone and 3 on Fall Mountain

Just go fast on races but be overly careful on games that you get eliminated if you fall, none of the games outside of the final requires you to be good.

Yes please, invite all your friends who are unpracticed at the game so I have a better chance at winning.

I swear I've been having some shit happen where the golden eggs I'm protecting in my team's nest will just vanish after a while. No I don't mean a red or bluenigger ran off with them while I wasn't looking, I mean they just straight up disappear while I'm looking right at them. What in the fuck.

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7 or 8 times, yeah

yea
twice

Just keep trying. Winning literally comes unexpectedly.

If you get into that hexagon game mode, then try focussing on jumping to last longer.

Just bought one of these, plus the 200 dollar vibrator one they have. Are they any good?

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>furry
fuck off

This is fun, but have you tried up guys?

Cheater or someone found a bug somehow

Its why they had to patch jump showdown

You tell us.

>Are they any good?
i wouldn't know i'm not as desperate and sexless as you

>one a match of Warzone once
>played maybe 20 overall
I wonder if getting even a single win puts you in a top tier percentage of players

They should make it so when you win a game you're then put on queue to play against 59 people who also won their games.

Not only would it be a legit hard mode since you're playing against players who are themselves good enough to win games but if you win that one you can get an even better crown for basically succeeding out of 3600 players.

Haven't even played it, got it free on pisspoor and have had no desire to play it at all after watching a video of it on jewtube, been too busy playing Ghost of Tsushima.

Five hours played, five wins.

Why the fuck are you asking me? You bought it. Use it.

I see what you were going for with that joke.
I would have gone with 'Fly Guys"

Whats up guys?

The collision physics in this game make it unplayable, jesus fucking christ half the """"""""""""""""rng"""""""""""""""""""" of this game is not going full rag doll if you jump and someone else is within 20 feet of you

I'm as sexless, but not as desperate.

>single use
based retard
enjoy the one wank you'll get out of this i guess

This. I have 3 friends thatll get on and play all night and I can't play more than an hour at a time. I see a ton of potential with it but it's just a glorified mobile game. Ironically its coming to mobile.

I've won twenty games.

pwned

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Don't worry, that wasn't the only thing I bought

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nm wbu?