Game has multiple choices to resolve quests

your mother pleb filtered my cum and it looks like she kept it to conceive you. I'm sorry that I failed you son.

imagine literally having shit for brains

>killing someone if they refuse to mutilate themselves in horrifically painful ways isn't murder
Was it autism?

imagine trying to start a fight over a mediocre at best knockoff college "film"

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>yeah officer, i kidnapped him and told him to jump into a pit of used needles to find the key and escape, lmao not my fault if he died

>I didn't kill him, I just sent him on a rocket aimed at the Sun. if he simply cut off his penis then I would have let him out.

If you're so smart then name one person that he DIRECTLY killed.

oh damn you got me, all those misleading traps and puzzles really are just innocent pranks now that I think about it

You can argue on some philosophical level he isn't a murderer. However in the eyes of the law he is 100% a murder and every single one of his traps absolutely counts as first degree murder.

those that lost in the "competition" traps and that guy in the "flammable jelly" trap in the first film because there was no way in hell he could survive that.

What the fuck was he supposed to do then?

>sell a gun to someone
>this person kill something
>better sue the gun maker for it
This isn't how "first degree murder" works, sweetie.

That's a false equivilance. But yes, knowingly putting someone in a scenario that results in their death is first degree murder.

I don't remember if he died, I guess he did, but didn't his first victim fall into a trap that was directly behind Jigsaw?

Now try typing this without tearing up

>mediocre at best knockoff college "film"
>literally one of the greatest horror franchises, creating a new genre, authentic and original universe with about 8 movies and a 9th coming soon
I smell seething and jelly, can you make something even close to this? Tell me, user if you can, what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.

>knowingly putting someone in a scenario that results in their death
Better jail up our mothers and fathers of this world for their son's demise.

I-I'm just s-so s-sorry *sniffles* s-son, fuck I p-promised m-myself that I w-wouldn't c-crack up like th-this

Seething lawlet, he'd get off easy

>giving birth is the same as some shmuck lighting you on fire because you outjewed the insurance kikes

I didn't say that you said and I quote again
>knowingly putting someone in a scenario that results in their death is first-degree murder
By your faulty logic, Jigsaw would be a killer and so every parent in this world.

Okay I'll bite the bait
>greatest horror franchises
what because it made a lot of money? they all did poorly in terms of quality user
>creating a new genre
what you mean the torture porn genre? sorry but it seems you haven't heard of snuff or giallo which saw only revived not created
>original universe
lets see it ripped off: Deep Red, Seven, The Abominable Dr Vibes.
>Tell me, user if you can, what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.
sorry user I guess we all have to create something before we criticize anything from now on

I like the first six. Suck muh dick.

The very first victim died like a dumbass falling in a bunch of barbed wire, wasn't even a trap