Lies you were told about video games

>moving the goalposts
>dick sucking intensifies
>sluuuuuuuuurp, yes Capcom, your smegma tastes so good

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bronze shitters detected

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>you can't criticize a game unless you're a l33t tourny pro!
Get coronavirus and die nigger

what is wrong with this exactly?

If the online playerbase uses the same handful of characters online, chances are you've got one of two problems:
>a bloated roster with not enough incentive for each character
>or a roster that is imbalanced as fuck because certain characters require an inexplicably larger amount of effort to win with others....because reasons.
Dumb question from dumb faggot

I'd honestly like to see what rank most of the people complaining here are.

Not a valid defense for shit game design and poor balance

You can't criticize a game where you're not even playing 10% of what your character can even do.

Maybe playing Fall Guys is up to your speed champ

But that's not something exclusive to SFV, or fighting games even. Every competetive game will have people distill it down to the best options available, to make their chance of winning as high as possible. Does that make every multiplayer game shit?

recently got the championship edition
im currently trying to do all trials 10 times in a row until i start with comp, also watching youtube bronze to x videos
or should i just get into it?

>more mental gymnastics
Sure thing Capcumsucker

Go playing something else you bitch nigger. keep your crying someone else getting filtered by zangief LMAO

I never claimed that SFV didn't have problems, nor am I defending it.
I simply want to see the ranks of the people that are complaining in this thread

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Zangief isn't even high tier. You just suck.

Even if this were true (it isn't), it doesn't excuse shit balance. Show me a list of tourny grade FANG players. Or a top tier Juri player who isn't one person on the entire leaderboard. Just because all of your friends are acting like dip shits doesn't make it acceptable for you to start twerking on TikTok like the dumb troglodyte you are. Eat shit, lemming

SFV, for all its faults, is probably one of the best, if not the best, balanced fighting game of all time. You might just be bad.

sure thing nigger. I'm sure the reason for this request isn't to negate any and all criticism. No, totally. You're not a lying cunt on the internets. No sir

Get stabbed in the jugular Capcom leg humper

>Cherrypicking this hard
Don't you have some corporate Nip dick to be sucking on? How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of that micropenis? Only this fag user will know>probably one of the best, if not the best, balanced fighti--
AHAHAHAHAA

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>getting filtered by the easiest entry street fighter series to date

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Go online and try to reach Gold or Plat with FANG. I'll wait.

>play Alex.
>win.
>they leave.
>loose.
>”yeah I can go for another...”

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Who is your main faggot? This should be good
Oh, and posting pictures of yourself on 4chainz is not allowed. Nigger

>I get beat by Zangief which proves the game is unbalanced.

Nah, you just suck.

>Wah, you're a Capcom cocksucker.

Are you maybe afraid that if you get exposed as a bronze/rookie rank that people are going to make fun of you?
thats already happening, so why not just show your rank?

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>strawmannning out the ass
Nah, you're a cunt

Who do you main online?

There are Warlord Fangs dude. SFV has tons of problems but it's pretty well balanced. Most of the low tiers only have a few lopsided matchups, with most being even, or close to even.

Tiger man

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Name them.

You have no room to be speaking about balance then, because you play as a top tier character who is basically an OONGA BOONGA I WIN button
>guys, the game is totally balanced, just as long as you play as the oonga boonga characters! your character doesn't count!
Eat shit faggot

Your point about Gief was literally you just bitching about loosing.

sony expensed the whole thing so they had no incentive to make the game good lol

I play Gill

>loosing
Considering you haven't passed first grade English, I Am surprised you have the gall to call me bad at something. Get back to plebbit, ESL faggot

SigurRos, FunFunPeople, FGC_Jesus

Hello bronzie my old friend...
I've come to talk with you again.
Because a vision softly creeping
getting hit and wake up DP-ing

and your mashing, that you think is big brain play
will make you stay
Within the ranks of scrubquotes

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It's actually be easier with an unpopular character like FANG because nobody knows how to deal with his senpukuga pressure at those ranks. You genuinely need to stop being an enormous shitter

Okay, so three people are autistic enough to get gud with him. But they remain the exception to the rule. Like with Juri players

Pointing out spelling errors doesn't make you suck any less user-kun.

>this is your brain on Capcocks

Sorry bro. I didn't expect you picking up Falke

Sagat is most certainly not top tier. He's mid/lower-mid.

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>it's actually easier
>horse shitting intensifies
Denial is not pretty
pointing out someone's rank doesn't make their criticism any less legitimate. Don't you have a penis to be teething on?

Infiltration won Evo Japan with Juri, but keep moving goalposts.

False

I hate SFV but no, if you're trying to talk about balance while being a scrub that can't even use half of the tools that make your character work, you deserve to get made fun of and ignored

This thread is bait right?

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