>2009
>Be 15
>It is my birthday, my parents ask what I want for birthday
>My sister(She was 10) says I should ask for a Wii
>Tell her to shut up and that I am not a fucking baby
>Ask for a PS3 and Uncharted 2
>I get them on my bday and get to play
>It is an actual game and looks much better than any Wii game ever will
>Few months pass and my sis has a bday, she asks for Wii and gets Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii
>Keeps asking me to play her baby games, tell her to fuck off
>She keeps having fun, plays with dad and her friends from time to time
>She saves money and buys Super Paper Mario and Super Mario Galaxy
>I keep playing Uncharted 2, but my sis keeps asking me to play her bing bing wahoo shit
>She manages to get Paper Mario TTYD from a flea market for super cheap
>Says she loves it and it is her favorite game
>Next year I am getting fed up with her trying to get me to play her shitty games
>When she sleeps, delete all save files from her games
>Hold back laughter next morning as she looks super depressed as her bing bing savefiles are gone
>She stops playing games altogether and ends up going towards normie shit
>Try to introduce her to actual videogames on PS3 with Gran Turismo and GTA IV but she just wants to do other things
>Becomes a turbo normie and never plays any games, not even phone games
Nintendo fucking ruined my little sister bros. I fucking hate it, she could have played actual mature games and not baby shit.
Fuck Nintendo seriously
2009
To borrow a Reddit colloquialism
>Today on "things that never happened"...
and today you are a chainsmoking slumlord
It’s honestly sad that fucking retards on this board will fall for this shit tier bait. Kill yourself op.
Obvious bait, but you could've had comfy times playing Mario kart with your sister and her friends, but instead you play snoy single player games, alone.
I did the exact same thing to the girl across the road. Deleted all the kiddie shit save games to she would be forced to play mature ones. Think she's a lawyer now haha
damn, man. You're, like, a turd.
>Being this mad because I taught my sis a lesson
Looks like Nincels found the thread. Sigh...
How hard it is to understand that Nintendo games you r*tarded and childish. I didn't want my sister to become a r*tarded Nincel, but it corrupted her I could introduce her to proper videogames.
So stop getting so mad at someone trying to improve their sister's life
Didn't sound like yours improved bro but weird bait I guess
not a nintendo or console fan but you really sound like a fucking turd, i'm surprise that you still haven't shoot down a schools
Bait
>She manages to get Paper Mario TTYD from a flea market for super cheap
This is where the story goes to complete shit no 10 year old girl is going to give a fuck about TTYD in the wii era.
>Actual game
>Uncharted
I feel bad for your sister for having a shit brother
>yes i blame nintendo for my shitty behaviour
you are the asshole here my dude!
Uncharted is an actual interactive and challenging experience with a message and meaning compares to bing bing wahoo #36625. But nincel like you would never understand because you are brainwashed to think your Nintenturd games are "deep" with "good gameplay" when they are impossible to be immersed with. They are childish too.
>Showing someone good games is a shit behavior
>Taking revenge on them because they insulted a game company is being asshole
She didn't respect Sony, so I didn't respect her. Simple as that.
Did you fuck her?
>envious cause your sister is having fun with her "baby games"
>she wants to play with her big bro but he is to much of ass!
>delete all her hard work which destroying her love for some thing she connected with, more than likely killed relationship with asshole brother
again your the asshole here dude
Fuck no you sick pervert. Are nincels like this all the time??? What is wrong with you bigots, is this what Nintendo brainwash does to people?
Fuck off. Clearly you are too r*tarded to understand what I did was good to her. If she could have just understood how much better Sony is.
Fuck you you brainwashing r*tards
does your mum know your on Zig Forums?
if this was a real story, I sincerely wish the worst upon you.
if this was a fake story, go back to r/Zig Forums and stay there.
>This far in and nobody calls out this pasta
this, suck a nigger dick while counting your updoot OP
imagine thinking that destroying your sisters love for something makes you a good person!
Kys, you ruined your Sister and that it. You should played wii with her instead of interactive movies. And saved her from the normie life.
You triggered me but I know this is bait for snoygger
sounds like you’re just a shitty brother.
>delete her save files
>calls her the childish one
Guys, this retarded snoyfag has no clue what the word hypocrite means
i do have feel snoy don't want their consumer to have a friend to play their games.
on marvel avengers they locked one character with that character's story and villain behind exclusivity making cross play seem impossible to do on that game because sony
I'm not sure what this pasta is even supposed to be, a Snoyfag thinking he's being funny or a falseflag to show how retarded Snoyfags are.
Imagine thinking that uncharted is à better game than Mario galaxy.
Imagine just having that shit taste you think sony's games are superior and more "serious"
I hope you die.
Your sister is now out there getting blacked while you sit here a kissless virgin
What is wrong with Reddit...?
It is a good site with actual videogame discussion rather than /v's Nintendo circlejerk.
Maybe you should grow up?
I may be still a virgin, but I actually am married and play mature games with my Wife's son. I bet you are kissless virgin yourself as you have cringe anime pillow pictures on your phone.
mutts law