Literally no good exclusive game for 3 years

>You are demonstrating why the Switch is shit and Nintendo evil fags who hate you.
>They know all their core fans had a Wii U. They also know the reason the Switch is a success if casuals who didn't have a Wii U. And this is the only people they cater to. They do not give a shit abotu their fans.
>And the funny thing is they are stupid and don't realize casuals aren't loyal. Wii U flopped and the console after Switch might flop just as much for the same reason. Nintendo can't into long-term planning.
Nice wet dream

The difference is the ports on PC are games I haven't played before. I owned a Wii U like most Nintendo fans. Why are you a fanboy? Why do you defend objective shit policies that hate you? Why are you a console warrior as an adult person?

It's called logical thinking and it literally always happened to Nintendo.

This affects my decision of having a Switch how? Oh yeah it doesn't. Seethe.

Fucking kill yourself you crybaby.

Mario Kart 8 is one of the best games of the entire gen.

It would be a crime if this game died with the Wii U and nobody got to play it.

I got to play the superior Switch version. You mad boi?

Nintendo literally wanted to go mobile but they were just lucky with the Switch lol
No other company in the world as dumber PR than them, it's a miracle they are still alive.

So fucking tired of this pasta being posted in every Switch thread

Is that what it's called? Really now? I imagined it being mad over a console being successful.

Again nice wet dream.

No one said it does. I have no idea what your problem is. Take your meds tendie.

>Mario Kart 8 is one of the best games of the entire gen.
>literally some 100% luck based trash game where luck decides if you get a blue shell, a red shell followed by two more red shells
You have to be 50 IQ to even say this.

Wtf is wrong with Nintendo fanboys nowadays? No wonder Nintendo doesn't release any games

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It's funny because it gets completely destroyed by some logical thinking and
The only counter "argument" it leaves them with is "n-n-nice wet dream :(((" I'll never understand fanboys.

Gave mine to my niece a year ago

They're all brand new games for me. Feels good.

>it gets completely destroyed by some logical thinking

KEK sure.

But Animal Crossing just came out in March?

These threads are literally just Eric replying to himself.

Except that's wrong

The trauma is real.

Can you imagine being so assblasted? Spending years of your life desperately wanting a video game system to flop - for no fucking reason other than pathetic infantile jealousy.

But then the console turns out to be one of the most successful video game systems of all time and home to a superb library of games.

Can you imagine the seethe?

If it's a sequel
>Port
If it's a new entry in a series
>Rehash
If it's a remaster/remake
>Port
If it's a collection
>fucking ports
If it's a new IP
>it's fucking shit
It it's a new take on a dormant IP
>fucking nostalgiapandering
If it's a new take on a current IP
>fucking [insert whatever game looks the most like this new take]? Really Nintencelsyearolds?
If it's a new ip, new game, not from nintendo
>it's fucking shit, wait for the eventual PC release (ETA 10 years then say 'thanks for beta testing')

What the fuck do you people want? Seriously?

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>Mario Kart 8 is bad because I say so.

Wew

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ok, eric

They're just trying to cope.

Are you seriously complaining that fucking Mario Kart is not hardcore eSports enough for you?

Mario kart wii is miles above Mario kart 8. Even Mario kart ds is better

If people owned consoles solely for their exclusive outputs, literally nobody would own a PS4 or Xbone.

shit eating mongrel retard detected

>The Mario Kart I played when I was a kid is better than the Mario Kart kids are playing nowadays
I remember I used to think like this about Mario Kart DD and Mario Kart Wii and DS.
I stopped caring about Mario Kart not being an exact copy of Mario Kart 64 and started enjoying Mario Kart 7 and 8 again.

Nah, Mario Kart 8 is my favourite since the SNES.

Imagine not being able to use logic and think critically. It's like you want to be owned in life.

>switch has no games!
What about all these critically acclaimed exclusives?
>noooooo! Those don't count!

The laffs just keep coming.

What about 2020 games?

Is this where you pretend Animal Crossing, Xenoblade Chronicles and Paper Mario don't count? Is this where you tell me all the great 3rd party games I've played on Switch don't count?

You want 2020 games? I got you bro

2020 Switch exclusives:
>Animal Crossing New Horizons
>Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition
>Rune Factory 4S
>Rune Factory 5
>TMS #FE
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>Bravely Default 2
>No More Heroes 3
>Deadly Premonition 2
>Brain Training Switch
>Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
>Hatsune Miku Project Diva 39's
>Moon
>Famicon Detective Club remake
>Sports Story
>Good Job!
>Ninjala
>Brigandine: The Legend of Runersia
>Paper Mario: The Origami King
>New Pokémon Snap
>Azure Striker Gunvolt 3
>Vitamin Connection
>Pikmin 3 Deluxe
>Shantae Gameboy
>Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure

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T-THOSE DON’T COUNT!!!!!!

Imagine owning a nintendo drift

This board trying to hype up CLUBHOUSE was probably the funniest shit I’ve seen here all year. Embarrassing

> ports, flops, niche idolshit and literal vaporware
Wow

>game is good
>game is comfy
>game is perfectly suited to platform

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I bet you would say the same about Tetris.