How the fuck was I supposed to know I could crawl in this hole? Why would I even want to?
The Obscurity of Time
Ethan Mitchell
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Ryder Myers
EH REH
Carson Evans
Another thread where everyone pretends to be retarded.
Nathan James
There's a fucking sign JUST BESIDE IT jesus christ
Jacob Clark
The text on that sign is clearly in some other fucking language
Dylan Turner
>13 years ago
>my girlfriend has a 13 year old brother
>"hey user can I play your n64 collection"
>couple days go by and I ask him how he likes mario, zelda, etc.
>Literally cannot get the shield and sword.
>Too fucking stupid to crawl through a hole or go to a store to buy a shield
Trust me user, there are people literally too stupid to figure out what OP is asking.
Jackson Foster
pretend to be retarded for long enough and you'll....
Samuel Adams
I don't know, why would you want to do anything? Why did you turn the cartridge on? Do you even want to go on this adventure?
Jace Carter
because it's your hole, it was made for you
Jack Bell
Matthew Davis
>he can't read Hylian
Carter Brooks
Dominic Butler
I'm pretty convinced the dodongo guy actually is retarded, because I've seen him make the same exact argument in an OOT thread a long while ago.
Benjamin Garcia
I mean you don't even have to go in the hole.
Leo Butler
I know some of you guys are joking, but it took me a while a while to get started with OoT. I remember going into the Lost Woods for a while and just messing around in the village because that bitch was blocking the path to the tree.
Blake Reyes
>because I've seen him make the same exact argument in an OOT thread a long while ago
Holy shit deja vu, you're right. I've been here too long...
Logan Nguyen
Because there's nothing else left to do
Joshua Reyes
Logan Green
Ethan Perez
op is a retarded nigger faggot
Thomas Gomez
Why does this look so much uglier than the original to me?
Bentley Morales
Did you try turning it on and off?
Chase Ross
Because good art direction and aesthetically pleasing artwork >>>> better graphics.
Hudson White
because it's literally all the possible meme effects slapped on top of asset-rip clusterfuck.
Andrew Murphy
i'm shocked that people think this is bait and not just a joke
Well I'm not, because Zig Forums is retarded, but still.
Levi Price
>tfw Zig Forums is lost to the zoomers forever
Xavier Johnson
>i'm shocked
>well actually i'm not
Kek ok schizo
Ryder Martin
There's nothing to distinguish the two. Sarcasm doesn't work in text.
Christopher Wilson
sees red means FUCKING NOTHING.
Nathaniel Kelly
The game comes with a booklet telling you what you can do. You can crawl. Also I figured it out when I was 5 so stfu
Oliver Rodriguez
How the fuck was I supposed to know that you needed a physical copy of the game to play it. I bought a n64 off ebay and tried hooking it up to the internet with no luck. Then I thought the damn thing was broke altogether until I finally looked up that this piece of shit needs physical games to work. Fuck boomers and their shitty consoles.
Blake Thomas
THIS. How was I supposed to know to leave Link's house at the beginning of the game, too?
Mason Nelson
I know, right? I mean the camera doesn't even show the door.
Benjamin Reed
I'm 99% sure the manual tells you how to get sword and shield
Charles Gonzalez
Not everyone is created equal. Just because you were 5 doesn't fucking mean my 18 year old brain can't have trouble with this. 5 year olds can do calculus.
Caleb Sullivan
Speaking of, how the fuck was I supposed to know about video games? Just hope that by some miracle I HAPPEN to run into them at some point? Fucking bullshit
Blake Rodriguez
What happened that the average retard just outright skips tutorial ques?