>Play on server
>"Hey user, how old are you?"
>Me: "I'm uh.. 32"
>Everyone laughs
>"Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?"
>"Why is this Old man here?"
>"Wtf, why are you playing with us kids, we'er all like 13 to 18 in here"
>Me: "G-Guys I was lying, i'm 18"
>"HAHAHA, we figured you were joking"
>"Whew, I was actually about to kick you from the server user"
God, i'm scared now.. Zoomers have taken over gaming.
why the hell are you playing games at 32. I stopped playing as soon as I graduated university like any respectable grown ass man
Why do you feel the need to roleplay like this?
you didn't stop posting on Zig Forums, how can you refer to yourself as respectable in any capacity?
???
You're posting on a 18+ video game board
You didn't have to do him like that user
happened to me once and I just said "so are your moms all milfs?". silence. haha get fucked stupid zoomers.
>multiplayer games
there's your problem faggot
Play games people your age do. I'm 33 and don't really have that problem. Hell I'm in bed next to my wife shitposting you right now.
>Be 31
>level 1 wizard
>"how old are you?"
>14
>"teehee, me too, wanna be my bf?"
>uh.. sure
>"here is a pic of me"
>young fat autistic girl
Guys I want out, I don't wanna be on the ride anymore, these kids need to fuck off back to school.
Why are you on Zig Forums: video games?
gaming is faggot shit for children, you should probably stop and read a book instead
go for it, she's gonna be real tight
how fucking high is your voice that you can pretend you’re 14? were you born a woman?
knock knock james
If she was cute you wouldn’t complain you fuxking pedo
Anonymous tip submitted :)
First of all, no
Second of all, why the fuck are young girls now days so lusty, what the hell
It's a mobile game
>cute young girls aren't looking for bfs
if only you knew how bad things are
>Zoomers have taken over gaming
Not really.
Zoomers play trash like LoL, CoD, Zelda, and Fortnite.
You don't play trash, do you?
i dont know what you're talking about. this is Zig Forums: hentai and shitposting
>thanks to covid now there are more kids on mmo's than ever before
Goddamn it.
You are right about everything except for Zelda.
Multiplayer games are fine.
Online multiplayer games are the problem
Why would you want to play games with random idiots online?
Give me a fat autistic woman in her 30s please, thank you.
>Zelda
>Zoomers
TLOZ is 30 years old
What game?
28 year old user here
should have clarified.
nu Zelda like BotW
>Zelda
>zoomers
Where exactly. Only Nintendo faggots play this series still.
>nu Zelda like BotW
Nah not even that.
Retarded logic, by that logic, no kid is playing Mario because it's 35 years old.
>Play on server
>Me: "Hey kids, let me tell you about the (((Jews)))."
Stop playing faggot shit like COD, fortnite, LOL, etc. Those games are bound to be full of kids.
Never been an issue for me. Then again most of the games I play are "dead" games that are all 5+ years old or don't have an online element.
>wtf youre 27 user? shouldnt you have a wife and kids
>hurr uh the economy isnt good to get married right now.
>the next year covid happens
>vast majority of the country living paycheck to paycheck or even living on welfare
>faggot zoomies will never know how fucking right i was to have saved up 5 digits
>mfw i was accidently right
>still havent had sex in 3-5 years
worth it. i dont give a shit
you can tell this is a 30 year old boomer LARP.
user zoomies don't care about their mothers, as the family unit has been destroyed. Zoomers only know consumption.
this pasta has gotten old. jesus, it's not even good enough to deserve being reused like this
based as fuck
Play games people your age do.
he needs brown skin to be accurate
>inb4 you get told to fuck off and kicked from the server
As it seems I'm hurtling on my way to Wizardhood could you guys tell me where to start learning spells once I've unlocked the class? It's always been my dream to attack the darkness with a magic missile.
>nowadays
You're 31, surely you know by now that highschool freshmen of both sexes have raging hormones.
next time don't answer the question with an actual age, ding dong
>we're all like 13-18
user what kind of communities do you frequent where EVERYONE is a teenager? It isn't hard to find servers and communities where the average age is 25+ unless you act like a manchild all the time.