Broken equipment can damage you

>broken equipment can damage you

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this was fake retard

OH FUCK

Bro his face at the end

I live every day in fear that the gas cylinder on my old-ass office chair is going to finally explode and send shrapnel up my asshole at breakneck speeds.

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>Enemies can pickpocket you

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>laughs in stool
it's like with gaming mice, you don't actually need one unless you are a "cyberathlete", you just need to get good at using the 9$ one and you will never want to use anything else

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EAT DA POO POO

FUGGG

he was alive for 2 hours after that. holy fuck.

I imagine the shock meant he was completely numb until he finally went dark.

Imagine you're in such a low point of your life, so sick of it all that you just want to finally end it. You find the courage to make the jump, free yourself of all the bullshit. Take some semblance of control back for yourself. And then you end up impaling yourself ass first, your ravaged asshole on display for random people online to point and laugh at forever. Couldn't even die properly.

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>laughs in bedchad

phew at least he wasn't conscious for that I can't even imagine how that would feel like. did it just tear a hole straight through his colon and stomach and stuff?

Thanks user, your comment gave me a proper laugh. Needed that.

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Somebody post it

>TFW you don't have an elephant bro to help out when you're constipated

HE LEGITIMATELY DIED. I get shitposting for "the luls", but there are times when you have to have some fucking respect, man.

shut up and go dilate fag

now thats what i call a "Shitpost" hyuk hyuk

gives me conniptions

>game doesn't let you choose how your character looks

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>"bro give me some chips"
>"already ate them man"
>"no prob just relax for a sec"

Thats not what happened. He was drunk i believe and just slipped

I gotchu anons

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Jesus

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>officials were such jews they forced the medics to slice open the poor guy just to recover "city property"
defund city halls

city fucked that guy twice, huh?

Posts about fags and trannies in conversations that have nothing to do with them...

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modern office chairs are specifically built to never let this happen
like ever
this is because the gas pressure mechanism is pointed downwards, not upwards like in that chink picture
ofc chink manufacturers have no idea nor they care about safety standards, hence why the horror stories about people being impaled by the gas cylinders exploding randomly
that does NOT happen, yours is an unwanted fear and you're stressing yourself for no reason
unless your chair was made in china, then you might have a problem
so yeah, sleep safe user, no worries
t. carpenter in training

they most likely charged the family for the "property" when they discovered the one they recovered could not be reused

Funny but asshole

i can watch all the chinese elevator accidents without flinching but this is actually making me sick to my stomach
congrats, you broke me

God is r-

it's called an insult retard, if i called you a nigger you wouldn't read into that.

>game has disguises

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>unless your chair was made in china
you did nothing to calm anyone down, everything is made in china

>funny butt asshole
that's probably what the city guys told his family

lol was this karma for scamming retards?

h-how did he get there, did he jump off a building onto it

God jokes are terrible.

holy shit lol

How many office chairs you plan on whittling, carpenter boy?

>here's your chair, bro

Who fucked that frog?