ITT: Describe a game badly, Anons try to guess what it is

sad man literally ruins everything

Maplestory: Afterlands dungeon

Ho ho hooooo, greeeen giant

Wait that piss easy slide puzzle that only brainlets struggle in?

After being wrongly imprisoned and taken in, you and your friends find out that not only is there someone that's stolen your identity, but there's a plan to blow up the earth if compliance isn't met to the threat, which was to blow up half the moon.

Falling of deaf ears they plan to go more drastic but need one more thing that you have, you try dupe the bad guy into thinking this fake version of the real key you have is real, he figures it out and shoots you into space but you escape using dumb Deus Ex Machina magic.

Only to figure out that this whole time that it was an elaborate ruse by the bad guys grandfather 50 years into the making, unleasing a space demon to propel the space station you're on to plumet the Earth killing everyone, but after a change of heart you and your imposter set aside your differences to kill the space demon at a great price.

Robot dog in scary place

The entire story wouldn't have happened if people would just fucking talk to each other

Paper Mario: TTYD

Lisa: The Painful?

Katamari Damacy?

too much detail, this is obviously SA2

Took me a minute.

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Evil dude stole your best friend while you were fucking your girlfriend, after looking for clues you find the bad guy's island and commit genocide to get your kidnapped friend back.

Your hometown has been taken over by a cult. Kill them and take their stuff.

winrar. I should've added in that it features moon cultists

Yup, I meant to have it shorter but it was fun to type out.

Local man dies, becomes hero of prophecy

Burch before Burch

Alright fuckers here's one you'll never guess.

You are to find you commander who took a squad out and went AWOL, so you and up to 3 other recruits head out to find him but he's lost all memory, only giving subtle clues as to where to go. You uncover more and more of what happened to him and find out what caused the current problems in a techno bubble in the sky.

Good fuckin luck.

You touch a thingy and stuff happens.

>Katamari Damacy?
No

The government takes crab science way too seriously and over cooks the underground kitchen. Later, space chefs decide to evict the old tenants. Brutally. There are no chefs, people just either really love or hate crabs

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Ancap but with robots

Masturbation

Detroit Become Human?