Fall guys thread

Why the fuck can't I find a match?

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because incompetent mobile devs are incompetent
they'd better use all this money they made to fix this shit

Just came 1st for the first time on tip toe. I always wait until the path is revealed but this time I thought fuck it and ran in an almost straight line across like 7 squares to the finish

>tfw eliminited text pops up on Hex-a-gone but still win

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>servers STILL this fucked

impressively retarded devs

because the game is dying, finding 60 people that still want to play this after all the streamers & their circlejerks have moved on to new world just won't happen.

Game keeps getting more and more popular day by day. It’s only going to get worse

Hey any PS4 fags get an update to the shop yet?
My top row kept saying 'coming soon' a few hours ago

Uhhh. The 24 hour player peak is only 6% lower than the all-time peak...

After what a week and a half? And its not done dropping.

It came out like almost a month ago

man the gymnastics you have to do to pretend the game you hate is doing badly is insane, have you tried looking away from your computer for a bit?

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Coming soon meant you got most of the patterns or items from this season

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>17 man hex final

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What team is this bean on?

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wat

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the team of absolute mad men

Is this going to cost 10 crowns?

>People who try to subtlety cheat by moving 1% faster or grabbing you with more force

Had a dude toss me right off a cliff with such force that it looks like i got hit

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Yellow. You can tell because the name in the bottom left changes color depending on what team they're on.

12

10 each, so 20 crowns
start saving cuck

STOP GANGING UP ON FUCKING YELLOWS

>egg game
>end up as yellow AGAIN
>red 26 blue 26 yellow 0

get fucked

the absolute state of gaylows

Nah the featured store has been coming soon since the last rollover.

For selling 7+ million on Steam, I am surprised there isn't more online at any given time.

That's great for spectators, but what about while you're playing?

All legendary skins are 10 crowns. Full set of epic skins are always 2 or 6.

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yes

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that one looks... no so good

Just stop.

Not really that hard to get. I got 7 crowns today with 30% win rate. I doubt it will be that much, tho

Stop looking in the mirror user.

>been trying to win 5 games in a row for three days now

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yellows deserve their fstes

skill based matchmaking and ranks when

still waiting on this

shadowbanned for cheating bye

the hair looks retarded on beans

post the leaked list with dates please

It already takes 10 minutes to find a single game, you want to increase the wait?

Can’t find match, doesn’t even queue for me (pc). Contacted devs they said restart. Still doesn’t work, not my connection cause of account in house works just fine. Can play with other people but not solo. Anyone else have this?

What's the best song and why is it Fall for the Team?

Wow, that actually looks like shit. Oh well.

I actually want to pair this up with the superhero undies to see what it looks like
Only because you asked. Ignore the PS4 exclusive skins since the Valve skins replaces it at that date

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there is some form of skill based matchmaking in game already
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thanks, I'll save it this time

I'm gonna get shit for this but I don't think that there should be private lobbies/servers.

Think about it. The main draw to this game is the large number of players.
You'd have to have 60 players each time which would be very difficult with a private server and with private lobbies you can't get a crown cause that would be unfair to the others since you can cheese it by asking the others throw the match for you.
Also if you went for less than 60 players at the start of a game with only a couple of players, it would just be a shittier version of mario party. Mario party has a shit ton of games so this would just be an inferior version.

That said a mode where there's no teams would be pretty cool.

>Jump Showdown
>me and another bean
>his platform starts shaking
>get disconnected just as he falls

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>9/13 for gato roboto
It's so far away...

The anime face ruins the look of a fall guy.

The only people who want private shit are people who could drop a lobby code in a stream/discord and fill those 60 slots up easily.

You wouldn't understand

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Honestly this is the type of game that would benefit from user made maps, as it's going to get extremely stale otherwise, and the best way of doing that is through private lobbies/servers, unless you have some sort of vote system in place, and even then good luck getting your favorite map picked when 20 people pick hexagone and 30 pick door dash

Here's your next featured costume

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from the videos ive seen of some lobbies where like 6+ people fail to grab the crown at the end of fall mountain there is def some skill based match making because i NEVER get lobbies that retarded

newfag

see saw is the worst minigame Ive ever played

Brehs

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>Back row spawn and it's the first course
Yeah im audi 5000 pimp

Ive got 4 in a row and made it to the final 5th two times and blew it both times.

End my existence