Are video games really better than sex?

I like sex but the clean up afterwards make me think twice before going for it

No. But you people always think about sex so yes.

In life, balance is all. If I can game and fuck all is fine. Now get that webm out of here.

Man. Janitors really are slow tonight. Probably roleplaying right now instead.

kek virgin, sex is extremely fun

because feminists don't want men to have nice things

yeah that happened

damn i'm a dumb speedreader who thought OP was saying "Is sex better than video games?"
i'm sorry Zig Forums...

do people really get afraid of not performing well? i never had this fear after having sex for the first few times

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it benefits women. Pretty much our entire society is set up to benefit women. Whatever gives women power is what happens. Men have been oppressed by nature and society for hundreds of years, literally the most victimized group in history.

source before it gets deleted

but don't feminists argue that sex work is real work?

Based and VRpilled

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It happened
One of them bit my dick by accident and it hurt so much I thought I was bleeding

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Sex feels nice but video games require much less effort and are honestly more entertaining in the long run. Wizards aren't missing anything worthwhile.

having to constantly think about not cumming during sex is fucking annoying. end up not enjoying it at all

They don't want to lose advantages they would have if prostitution became legal.

This. There are worse ways to spend an evening, but simply mechanically speaking you're better off doing it yourself.

Sex has no value anymore when you can get laid by some ugly hambeast with a half eaten chicken nugget. People give sex too much power and act like it's some all controlling force that changes how much people care about what they like. Those that put sex on a pedestal are the true incels since they think it's some kind of holy grail when in reality its a cheaper commodity than even money at this point.

Just look up mandy muse on any streaming site.
Its one of those videos

no problem for the men, it's just a problem for young women that get drawn into a seedy life at a young age and a lot of them don't really recover from it
imagine starting your adult life with pimps and drugs instead of getting an education / a real job

i still don't think it should be illegal but the argument against it isn't that preposterous

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Sex is good until you cum then you realize you have some fucking annoying human still there

No, what they're talking about is people on the internet that posts videos of themselves for money. Notice that although they want to normalize "sex workers" they never ever argue for legalizing actual prostitution.

You have to get married so you can enjoy the value of both.

You forgot the very important asterisk
Sex work is real work*
*as long as the bitch is fat, ugly and smells like a goblin.

of course there's that. i have pretty good stamina so i don't really need to worry about this

Mandy Muse. ;)

If it's legalised wouldn't it be through a regulated system instead of pimps?

Uhhh wheres her butthole

Ya because people degrade them selves and bot realizing our genitals are tools meant to reproduce.
Sleeping around does have long term negative consequences such as being std ridden.

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>Are video games really better than sex?
I for one, am not having sex because I have severe ED at 28 and games are way more chill. estrogens in the water were real bro.

yes indeed we should have nice things, but they hardly ever happen in life

Around his dick.