German joins team

german joins team
>hi :)
>xD
>:D
>x)
>:DDDD
>^^
why are they like this?

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xP

>4channer joins the game
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>BASED
>CRINGE
>TRUMP 2020
Why are they like this?

it's the only way we are able to show emotions
don't be rude please :(

>European country with the highest amount of furries
you tell me

retard

>arab joins team
>constantly begs you to buy him an awp

why are they so fucking greedy?

I thought that was Spain?

The german language is very complex and extremely dependent on tonality. Germans that aren't highly eloquent find it therefore very hard to express emotions properly.

For that reason there is an extensive use of emojis in casually written german, because they are afraid that otherwise what they say would be taken the wrong way.

t.Austrian

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x3

>Mexican joins team
ORALE PANDEJO *spits* ...putamadre
>African joins team
*clicking noises*
>American joins team
*is offended by everything*
>Japanese joins team
wwwwww
>French joins team
*quits game if team is losing*
>Korean joins team
*single handedly carries the team*

Fick dich xd ^^

episch xD^^

lol???? :D

:^)

nein fick du dich :D

>t.Austrian
Why is every single EUstrayan such a cheeky fukn cunt?

i always thought they were just really happy people

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based if you ask me

EBIN :DDD

ktos pl xd ?

Wow, they're essentially Elcor from Mass Effect.

Germans give it their all 24/7. When they're working they work like horses, when they're dedicating an hour or so of their day to having fun they have fun like horses.

Yes those as well

kek

OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA

Where the issue? xD

I wish they were like this :c

based

They work smart not hard.

>Furry joins team
>H-hewwo

teens or even young adults dont do that. only boomer germans

finn joins a team
>

(>;´･ω･)>[based]

>guys I’m not like that hitler guy you know us for I promise
But deep deep down they are all just repressing hitlers

imagine if hitler saw this

More like both really. Germans are very industrious people.

Cause we owe nobody.
Especially not the EU.

Go ahead. Sanction us again for voting right-wing.
See if we care.

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And then one day, for no reason at all..

They realized if they pretend to be nice people, other nations won't fick back as much when they try to enforce their rule on them.

Didn't know that was a German thing. We've been doing those since the early days of icq

Germans, does it ever make you angry that whatever you do in a game will always be followed up with a Nazi reference by your teammates/opponents?

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The average male in Germany is arab/african now (and they have no interest in vidya), the other male adults are gay beta furries thanks to the cuckening that is happening with the country. RIP Europe.

Because when I don't you people always tell me that I sound angry

Germans are stiff in all aspects of life, even when it comes to merrymaking and tomfoolery.

>won't fick back
Freudian dick! I mean slip.

For some reason, that would have been my first pick, but honestly: Facts say Germany. And scat.

>Not using AIM

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No, because they're right.
Sieg heil

no, it makes me giggle :D

stfu muttling

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based? based on what?

I've essentially become numb to it. It kind of loses its efficiency after the 40.000th time.

do americans really belive this?

You and your country are literally non-white

German boomer here. Fucking teens with their retarded "haha" instead of emojis piss me the fuck off

So what are you supposed to do there?

Germans think that they can fool themselves into having fun (a concept that's absolutely foreign to their culture) by imitating those they see that have fun. Unfortunately little do they know that fun is only a meme that doesn't really exist.

I blame the education system

fucking naggers

hehe

Kneel and raise your fist in solidarity

Protip: Hire a bigger nigger to take care of any niggers in the way. It's what I've done, and I have no more problems with niggers.

all the real german men died in ww2, luckily before that millions of germans migrated to the US and bred like crazy

the US has more german blood in actual men than germany, not even counting the mutts

this one's the most confusing online

Cause in german "hehe" is mischievous while in english "hehe" is endearing (german counterpart being "hihi")

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cope

lol

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For me? Its Ohohoho

That's not Germany.

That was in Sweden

They’re always the most retarded players in fighting games. There is something fundamentally rotten at the core of German people

based on your mom gay *dabs*

same thing

kekd

>germans
>having sense of humour or fun

I want them all gone from my country. Every single one.

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american education everyone

I miss emotes
;_;

^^

You are in denial. Go outside and you shall see the truth.