Damn brother gameplay looks fire
Call of duty black ops cold war
OLLIE NORTH
OLLIE NORTH
Press "c" to funnel cocaine to black neighborhoods then declare war on drugs
Alternatively
>press "s" to refuse AIDS research funding
Press "R" to have a ranch that is totally not like michael jackson's
It is FIRE, goyim! You should reserve lot of CoD Points right now when you are pre-ordering the game so you can buy some cool skins! It's $20 for a weapon skin so keep that in mind. Get plenty of CoD points!
press N to shill unrestricted immigration from mexico because you're under the retarded impression that they will all vote for you
Press Q to be a puppet of the Republican party
whoa you play the game as Reagan? Best operator yet
To be fair it worked for the Democrats.
>Press M to receive unlimited money due to the "Star Wars Project"
What about emotes?
based if true
they haven't even shown gameplay.
retarded nigger.
he just posted a picture of it, dummy
hilarious
i'm probably the only person above 18 on this entire site right now. i'm done.
happy belated birthday
>Press A to grant amnesty to millions of illegals
only zoomies hate cod. fuck off kid
AHEM
You don't seem very mature
F
Based and chink-pilled
>play as reagan
>gameplay actually resembles eternal darkness
based
I'm 30 and I thought OP was funny.
>Republicans: "We do not negotiate with terrorists!"
>America's greatest president according to the Republicans: "Sure, we'll negotiate, Mr Terrorist. What do you want for those hostages? Guns? No problem. You've got 'em."
I honestly couldn't imagine how pathetic it must be to be an american. Like you are literally the laughing stock of the world with your constant fuck-ups since the end of WW2. God americans are pathetic
>Since the end of WW2.
most inaccurate demographic statement of all time
>CoD kiddies are now old enough to think their series is not kiddy shit
This is depressing.
m8, I hate to break it to you, but those zoomer memes you see everywhere: they are about you.
I kinda wonder what Oliver North felt about his Black Ops 2 cameo.
Did he show up to assume that Call of Duty was just going to be like some Hollywood-Pentagon collaboration, and just ignorant of the fact that the Black Ops series has never shied away from acknowledging the heinous and morally dubious stuff the US got up to during the Cold War, unlike Modern Warfare?
Was he planning to rehabilitate his image? Here's historical 80s guy Oliver North giving a mission to all-American James Bond equivalent COD hero Alex Mason while he's raising his good American son, to task him with a morally unambiguous adventure to Africa.
We deserve an Iran-Iraq War game:
>Iran and fucking Israel teamup in one of many bizarre team alignments
>trench warfare with modern tech
>Iran chaining kids together and having them run over minefields
>Iraqis electrifying swamps and killing hundreds of Iranians in a split second
>Iranian Cobra helicopter shooting down Iraqi MiG jet
>Iranians attacking gulf oil shipping with guys in dingys armed with RPG's
>Iraqi nerve gas
>Iran tries to bomb Iraq's nuclear reactor but uses standard bombs, which roll down the dome and explode harmlessly. Israel later shows how it's done
>Iran contra shenanigans
>China selling the SAME EXACT MODEL of Silkworm missile to both Iran and Iraq which they proceed to fire at each other across the gulf as Deng laughs all the way to the bank
>over 1 million dead
>Both sides just eventually stop with nothing gained for either