Control

>The narration has a cringey female empowerment theme to it.
Well, the game isn't even slightly about that. It's basically SCP-lite, it's pretty good.

There are literally 0 'muh female' moments in the game.
The only flaw you'll hear here is the 'b-but she has a male jaw' which should give you a good indication about the lack of flaws

Also:youtube.com/watch?v=k0QsHKH77MI

>the setting
I can't speak for the Oldest House, but Control and Alan Wake are part of the same setting. Remedy are definitely sticking to it.

>somehow finds SJWs or DA JEWSSSS in every game or media
Why even play videogames if you faggots are going to sperg out over lierally everything? Just stick to your tranny porn and chinese cartoons if you're going to chimp out about literally every game or movie having ""female empowerment themes" you fucking retard.

>Ignoring all the red flags, is the game any good?
Ignoring all the red flags, is living in Portland good?

It has the most bizzarly designed and written character I've seen in gaming. For some reason she spends the entire game acting like an autistic robot and never really acknowledging anything that goes on around her. Within the first few minutes she becomes CEO of Diet SCP and she just doesn't seem to care. Literal breaking down of reality happens all around her and she's just like "whatevs"

It's a pretty good game mmmmmmmmme thinks

It's almost like she's been dealing with paranormal shit since she was a child.....

>The narration has a cringey female empowerment theme to it.

I miss Zig Forums so much sometimes.

It's great, I enthusiastically love it. The combat makes you feel like a superhero or God or something more than any other game. Great lore. Impeccable design.

i don't want to look at ugly bitches
that goes for real life but even more so videogames

>is this game any good

it was the okayest game of 2019. Poets of the fall was its only high point

New question cause OPs a fag:
I didn't like Alan Wake, but love Max Payne, will I like this?

Found it to be really boring. There definitely is a 'girl power' overtone to it as well, in a forced and ridiculous way.

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No, it's a spiritual successor to AW. And AW was better.

We'll never get a max payne remake

>The narration has a cringey female empowerment theme to it
never change Zig Forumscucks

It's nothing like Max Payne

I watched 30 minutes of it when it first released and it looks boring and shitty

youtube.com/watch?v=nsVahwwSwn4
Alan Wake

There truly, objectively is not.

>The narration has a cringey female empowerment theme to it.

No it doesn't

if the protag was a man would've it then have been about masculinity politics? lol

I'm not one of these dudes paints his hair green wears clown makeup every time he sees a female in a game but it's hard to ignore the whole: "The hero is a woman and the president is a woman and the military is women and all the survivors are women and the best scientist is a woman and no enemies are female because women are perfect" thing. It's stupid.

I'm pretty sure that Remedy's downgrading of their face modeling and animation tech is the direct cause of the character not looking like her irl model

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>Closet thing to a Blame! videogame we will ever get

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>The narration has a cringey female empowerment theme to it
incels deserve the rope

>that face and that hair
Why is being a dyke fashionable?

I dont understand how people like Alan Wake. its so repetitive and the story is some gay meta self masturbatory bullshit the writer wanks over