itt: anons write a video game creepypasta one sentence at a time. I'll start:
It was a dark and spooky night while I walked towards the local GameStop.
itt: anons write a video game creepypasta one sentence at a time. I'll start:
It was a dark and spooky night while I walked towards the local GameStop.
my feet were covered in shit from my bathtub
I could feel a few drops of rain but something was off about the colour...it was a dull red.
I was trying to finy my copy of shrek super slam.
I heard sneed noise in my mind.
and my peenus weenus with doritos dust and dried spooge.
I turned around and I saw my mother.
I opened my mouth to catch a few of the red raindrops in my mouth and swallowed them despite their metallic taste.
And there was a duck inside
An old man gave me his PS4 with fall guys
a duck inside my mother
I played some Fall Guys with the duck.
But then I saw it, that same face of yesterday.
The face scared me so bad my tummy started rumbling hard and I let out a huge green fart cloud with a loud "BRAAAAAAP"
I then bought a game called "Baldi's Basics Plus" for the Google Stadia
the duck was using my mother's skin as a rain coat
When i opened the game, it was just a still image of Baldi squatting in an alleyway and eating a live cat.
AND THEN THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND PETER GRIFFIN GLARED AT ME
"WTF EPICZ?!" I said outloud after seeing Baldi eating the cat like a chad.
Then I noticed there was a manual inside that had the word 'RUN' written in sharpie
Then Freddy Fazbear eat Baldi.
and then peter griffin said "no friggin way, anonymous from 4channel"
Then trunked sauropod became real.
AND THEN I RAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAAY
But I couldn't get away
A janny was holding me back from making a shit thread
Then king kong kill Freddy, Peter and trunked sauropod
The wind was pushing me.
My heart began racing, and suddenly I saw Sonic covered in hyper-realistic blood appear in front of me. I heard the Joker's laugh (like Jared Leto from Suicide Squad not like Heath Ledger (RIP)) behind me and turned around to check, but when I looked back...
So I had to KNEEL
but the janny was actually HYPER REALISTIC DEAD SQUIDWARD
Suddenly, Mario looked at me at a 45 degree angle and whispered "C-c-cunt..."
Out of nowhere a GigaChad and a Soijak have an epic fight.
then Joe Rogan walked through the door covered in cheese
I was taken aback! "Mario would never say the C word so proudly like that.." "Could this be a dream?" I thought to myself inquisitively.
My father ran into my room and began beating the shit out of me for my obsession with Wojaks
NI-
‘hey, you, stupid niggers’ I shouted
I heard "A YO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS" in the distance
Hyperrealistic blood started pouring from the screen
Then I went to shitpost on Zig Forums but then I bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg.
-GGER
and then ben and lanky kong drove by and blasted king kong
"WHATCHU SAY WHITE BOY"
echoed back from a dark corridor
Without provocation spaghetti overflowed from my pockets. Then she touched my hand and I instantly came and started farting
Shrek out of nowhere rapes lanky kong violently.
But phone began to ring.
"Zimmerman senpai! Please save me!" I uttered with fear, but alas nobody came.
It gf dad, he say get off her boy so I hang up
and the OP died of aids four days later
The End
I picked up the phone and the person on the other end of the call asked, "Is your refrigerator running?"
Nah mate, I had to buy gummy bears from Sneed’s feed and seed (formerly Chuck’s)
"Aren't you Kramer from Seinfeld?"
I decided to check out the Dire DIre Docks for further investigation only to find Mario standing there, gyrating his head, saying "Shhhhh-FUCK" over and over.
"Giddy Up!"
A strange grey cat approached me and for some reason, he started walking in two legs. Then DANCED?!
As I saw this spectacular scene, in my mind I just said : WTF IS THIS REAL?
As I rode a Yoshi I found nearby, I walked for many hours until I came across a note from Bowser.
Lamp Oil