Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Holy shit based and redpilled

Hey John look at this cool cat

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wtf is that real?

THE CABS ARE HERE

LOL!!!

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check em

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no check these

wow been a while since I've seen one of these

i want to go back

Based John keeping it real

oh yeah? that's nothing OP I can lift a full grown horse over my head and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. I have beaten a man of eveery race in formal combat, including a Turk a pygmy negro man and the rare Deepwater jew

This pasta os ancient! Boiling it does nothing

How leathery do you think that woman is now?

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Zig Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Zig Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Zig Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

toasting in epic bread

You really hating on John bro?

yeah

What ever happened to this guy?

He died in an overdose

You got balls bro

bro?

He's raising another man's son.

Why are all Italians so similar to nig nogs?

You want to know what is really funny?
Im a resident in a prestigious med school, ill be making stupid money in a couple years, my wife is skinny, hot, always dtf, submissive and utterly redpilled, 2020 has been a banner year for me, even the covid shit just kept me busy. My life is awesome and improving... yet im still on here fucking off while this cock hungry slutty nurse is whining to me about god knows what like i give a shit.

this isn't pasta

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I miss you John. I wish you would stay and post more frequently like you used to back in the day.

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it's always so infuriating seeing someone bite the troll bait and think they're winning lol