Download pirated game

>torrent a game
>open installer
>it's in russian

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>Russian installer
>There's a picture some half naked crusty dude looking at the viewer

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yeah i used to pirate a shit ton as a kid now im too paranoid to do anything even mildly sketchy
even downloading exes from known trusted companies websites puts me on edge in case i somehow got onto some fake copy cat version of the site

>enter sketchy counter strike 1.6 server
>everything normal apart from a couple of tacky sounds every time something specific happens like a grenade/knife kill
>suddenly a message flashes on screen: THE DEVIL IS CONTROLLING YOUR COMPUTER!!
>disc tray starts opening and closing by itself in quick sucession a couple of times
>get shit scared and leave the server immediately

Are you people me?

>pay

>pc begins to transform

>Mouse starts to flicker.
I know whzt you mean but taking this literally is awsome.

>pirate game
>computer now has a new browser that I can't get rid of and it's stuck as default browser

>see cpu spiking for a while in afterburner while idling
>open task manager to see what program is causing it
>goes to 0 instantly
>close task manager
>starts spiking again

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Speaking of which i just cracked my old 3ds any games i should pirate for it?

>>close task manager
just keep it open always
ez life

>install sketchy .exe
>PC transforms into gun and shoots me in the face
They can't keep getting away with this

Looks like you got an American virus my friend.

>"autobots roll out"

rhythm heaven

>OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER! TO SAVE THEM AND THE GALAXY WE MUST FIND THE FOUR CYBER PLANET KEYS BEFORE THE DECEPTIONS CAN USE THEM FOR EVIL!

>install pirated game
>crackedgame.exe triggers 7 different anti virus warnings
>''it's just a false positive bro ;)''

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Where are you guys even downloading your games?

fit girl
recommend a better one

I like DODI

This literally just happened.

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what do you mean no

Fuck off optimus i just wanted to play rapelay

I don't fucking know, I just wanted to pirate RCT2.

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>about to install pirated game
>''turn off ALL antivirus and firewalls before installing this game''

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I was drunk and I fell for a phishing scam the other day, luckily I used one of those pre paid credit card that can be deleted at any moment.

>pirate rct2
just get openrct2 it has all of the scenarios from the first game

>Was pretty safe as a kid, didn't get viruses or anything
>Wanted some video editing software
>Friend tells me he knows how to get a key
>Installs a virus ridden keygen on my computer
>Absolutely anally annihilates me

The music was really good, though

I was actually going to, but I read it on the site that the base game was necessary for ORCT2 to work. Or am I being dumb?