Name a single Mushroom Kingdom Character that can outlift Wario

Name a single Mushroom Kingdom Character that can outlift Wario.
Pro Tipp: You can't.

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>that shit form

lmao @ his life

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Wario lives in Diamond City

Does genetic deformity force you to exercise in a different way?

Someone post a webm where the person breaks his/her legs please. I'm finna feeling like fapping right now.

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I fucking hate this little manlet he stands there with his 2ft frame and jiggles the bar thinking his .5in ROM squat is impressive. I FUCKING HATE WARIO.

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I will never understand weight-lifting, like what the fuck is the point of lifting something without being able to carry it around, and for under 10 seconds? What matters is being able to lift and carry for long periods?

killed millions

Google strongman tournaments. You have tons of exercises that involve carrying or holding stuff up for a while.

Usually people who win these exercises have a pretty high deadlift too.

After wario became more antihero than villain, he became the most powerful being in entire mario universe

This, Strongman is a super interesting sport to watch. It has much more spectacle and usually has a spread of different events to test different types of strength. Arnold Schwarzenegger runs one of the most prestigious competitions in the sport and last year they introduced an event based on the WHEEL OF PAIN from Conan.

I feel like his current hobbies are being insanely rich and pulling some strings behind the scenes.
Like in Mario's adventures. Get 100 coins, get an extra life. Where do the coins go? Wario controls the 1up racket now.

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Donkey Kong punched the fucking moon into Earth

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Daisy, but she lives in Sarasaland.

If you can lift a ridiculous weight one time, you can most likely carry around any practical amount of weight for extended periods.
GENERALLY* speaking, weightlifters don't just train the single muscle group they use for a single type of lifting, because MOST* weightlifters understand that you need to balance the development of your muscles to prevent injury.

>pick up and put down these heavy pieces of metal thousands of times if you want even a chance at experiencing love!
games where you grind for hours because there is no actual fun content?

Which is Wrios property

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>pick up and put down these heavy pieces of metal thousands of times if you want even a chance at experiencing love
Only fags like weight lifters, and fags can't love.

Strongman is based, powerlifting is cringe
Its too bad most strongmen don't reach 50

Compound lifting supposedly stunts growth during puberty, but this seems a tad extreme

>Its too bad most strongmen don't reach 50
wut
>youtube.com/watch?v=pWZz9gYXGoA
This nigger here broke a world record at 53.

Reminder that he's the first person in history to hold 5x his Bodyweight on a Deadlift

>I will never understand weight-liftin
it shows
>like what the fuck is the point of lifting something without being able to carry it around, and for under 10 seconds? What matters is being able to lift and carry for long periods?

What gave you the impression that lifting heavy makes you unable to carry lighter weight around?

>Only fags like weight lifters, and fags can't love.
Talking from experience, faggot?

>Compound lifting supposedly stunts growth during puberty
Just a myth that retards like you keep on repeating forever without ever backing it up

Don't be a meanie beanie, user.
The webm shows a deformed looking fella, and it made me think of that factoid. Just thought it was a funny little observation. You have my sincerest apologies for spreading misinformation to the masses

thats why wario is the mmost powerful being in mario universe.

Not only wario himself is powerful enough to defeat Black Jewel(being powerful enough to create parrarel universes) with just brute force. But also Wario is so fucking rich he can control with money almost everything.

If you're counting Wario as a Mushroom Kingdom character, I can count Donkey Kong as a Mushroom Kingdom character. And DK mogs the shit out of Wario.

Fucking manlets always stealing the dumbbells.

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Ha ha look at her acting so naïve and like a clutz even though she's a grown up woman in a professional televised competition, so cute!!