How would this game turn out to be if they made it these days?
How would this game turn out to be if they made it these days?
exactly the same but the MC is black
seeing how no regerts is just postal 2 with out the video games are bad protesters i would say it would just be no regerts
They are making Postal 2 these days, it's called Postal 4
Almost same except dude is VA'd by Duke Nukem
Why does Postal 4 look so fucking toothless? I watched some gameplay footage and the player was putting out a building fire. How the fuck is that postal
oh shit, is there a postal 4?
Monday is all about finding a job and making money. Tuesday sees you launching immigrants over the border wall into Mexico
Too borderlands-y. The game isn't really making any effort to be edgy or satirical so it's just kinda another run of the mill open world game now
t.Brainlet
Postal is not about killing everything everywhere, you can actually complete the game without killing anyone just so you know.
the very first postal tho was some fucking crazy shit and nothing but a killing spree in all levels
If made by faggot developers under EA or other corrupted publishers...
>lootboxes
>$15 DLC for the full campaign
>Overemphasis on online multiplayer
>Emphasis on killing anyone who believe sex chromosomes determine gender
>Emphasis on killing anyone who understands the correlation between genotypes and phenotypes
>Trans nigger faggot is MC
If made by based developers with based publishers...
>Same carnage repackaged with modern satire
>Kill people of all races and BOTH genders
>Available torture option
>Available impregnation option (the woman orgasmed so it was consensual)
Yep, Postal 4 completely lacks the edge of the original games, which were straight up creepy at times, in some ways they're some of the darkest games of all time. Postal 4 feels like a Saints Row 2 version of the series. Everything is way too whacky to take seriously, nobody suffers properly when you hurt them, it's just a pile of shit. Has that fag Civvie 11 in it too, cocksuckin' piece of shit was begging his fanbase to donate to the Minnesota protests lmao.
Lawsuits everywhere.
if you blow your load with offensive stuff nothing becomes offensive
When videogames were treated as videogame not commentary.
I like the game but the missions rely too much on gimmick shit.
Postal 2 and even Paradise Lost consisted of this formula:
Do something mundane > end up having a shootout with people. Rinse and repeat. You had a mission here and there that may be a bit different but most were just shooting people in the face, and that worked really well.
Postal 4's monday:
-Ask for a job
-Shoot prisioners in the face
-Collect 10 animals
-Put out a fire
-Spend 30 minutes in the sewers doing boring shit like changing lightbulbs with no pay off whatsoever
Postal 2's monday:
-Get milk and shoot talibans in the face
-Get a paycheck and shoot protestors in the face
-Go to the bank and shoot cops in the face
They're putting wacky ideas in the game for the sake of 'le wacky' and not wether they're fun or not.
Missions aside, the rest of the game seems decent so far. Hopefully they somehow make the missions less shit in the final product
*videogames
The world itself has become too much of a parody of itself so Postal looks tame in comparison and all the stuff you COULD make fun of has already been done to death by now.
This guy? What happened to the original VA?
original VA now work for local TV news and some other contract work, Duke VA was already know for being part of the left for a while now
He has a safe for work job and did voice acting as a side gig so he’s probably in a position where screaming about offensive stuff might bite him in the ass.
Not an argument, the NPCs react like fuckin' Deus Ex 1 characters when you shoot them, dumb ass. It's fuckin' 2020, they shouldn't be shrugging off bullets like they're light shoves to the chest. Fuckin' faggot.
it would run like shit due to being made in unity
It's not like Postal 4 is offensive at all. The only thing it mocks are fucking television shows that nobody remembers like Big Bazinga or Tiger King
Unlike you the game is still an alpha instead of a beta.
>The only thing it mocks are fucking television shows that nobody remembers like Big Bazinga or Tiger King
Cool it with the antisemitism
take your meds
>Duke VA was already know for being part of the left for a while now
He has that Ron Perlman energy, hard to describe
It would be basically the same. RWS is redpilled as fuck
The game needs people dropping to the floor wounded and crying in agony, choking on blood, pissing themselves, begging you to spare them, better gore effects and especially bullet decals, more minorities and fags, little kids, places like cafes and shopping centers or movie theaters to shoot up, another fag club. Not all the goofy faggot bullshit they're putting in the game.
This is the most incel comeback I've ever read lmao, ohh maddon'.
The game is awful. It's only good if you're 12-14 years old.
>The game needs people dropping to the floor wounded and crying in agony, choking on blood, pissing themselves, begging you to spare them,
This isn't in 4? I'm pretty sure this was in 2
Paradise Lost was great and it barely had any political/offensive shit at all, outside of the inclusion of that Milo guy who is literally just there.
The most offensive shit in that game was Tim Schafer being ripped a new asshole.
They don't really get wounded, they just go straight from healthy and normal with a few bullet decals in them to completely dead on the floor, like a game from fuckin' 20 years ago. It's a joke. I think the tazer can stun them on the ground but you have to jump through hoops to get it in 4 and it's still not as satisfying as it was in 2, where you could use it as a stun lock device to fuckin' torture people as long as you wanted. The screaming and begging is completely toned down too, and they also toned down the crying in the remake of Postal 1, so no it's not going to come back later on. Period. They barely even scream in the remake, and since the original's sound design was completely based off that it means every level is just nothing but silence and the rattling of your machine gun, with maybe one sound bite every 30 seconds or so.