Which Links chose their waifus correctly? Which ones chose poorly?
Which Links chose their waifus correctly? Which ones chose poorly?
links too autistic to have a waifu
Correct
Ocarina of Time
Wind Waker
Spirit Tracks
Skyward Sword
Incorrect
Twilight Princess
Breath of the Wild
Twilight princess Link chooses to become a hobo at the end his game instead of living in Faron without Midna so him
What were the canon choices?
Why don't they let the player choose?
Link's Awakening waifu disappears. I don't think he could have picked a worse one.
>Skyward Sword: Link x Zelda
>Minish Cap: Link x Zelda
>Four Swords: Link x Zelda
>Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask: Link x Malon
>Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass: Link and Tetra (Zelda)
>Spirit Tracks: Link and Zelda
>Twilight Princess: Link FOREVER ALONE
>Four Swords Adventure: Link x Zelda
>Link to the Past, Link’s Awakening, Oracle of Ages and Seasons: Link x Din
>Link Between Worlds and Triforce Heroes: Link x Zelda
>Legend of Zelda and Adventure of Link: Zelda x Link x Zelda
Malon
Tetra
ST Zelda
SS Zelda
Ilia
BotW Zelda
Then finally Breath of the Wild: Link x Zelda
Ocarina of Time Link was kinda the only one in the "Correct" category who really had a choice.
Unless you really wanted WW Link to bang that poor bitchy blonde girl.
Malon best girl.
>Unless you really wanted WW Link to bang that poor bitchy blonde girl.
Why not?
Link would then travel to another land sent by the Triforce to meet his true wife the Oracle Din.
I mean she IS pretty hot, but she's not really on the same level of story importance as the waifus in OoT.
Because there’s an adventure game not a dating Sim.
Because she’s not in the direct sequel in Phantom Hourglass, and their is no reference of her ever joining the expedition to help with the foundation of New Hyrule.
Ocarina (Child Timeline), Wind Waker, and Spirit Tracks all chose wisely.
Since when Link x Malon is canon? Didn't Link immediately tried to find Navi after OoT and ended up in Termina? and then after MsM he transformed into a skeleton? When would he have fond the time to bang Malon?
The fact that Twilight Princess Link is a farmer implies he's part of a farmer family legacy.
I think in Hyrule Historia or its sequel, its mentioned that TP Link lives on a ranch because OoT Link fucked Malon.
And I dont think MM Link literally turned into a skeleton. Kids who are lost in the woods turn into Skull Kids, not Stalfos. Pretty sure Hero's Shade is a gross skeleton guy because, you know, he's dead. And a ghost. In the physical world he always appears as the golden wolf.
The Hero Shade (aka Hero of Time) is the ancestor of Link in Twilight Princess. Said Link also knows Epona song, owns a unique horse breed that is wild to everyone but him, and he is an expert ranch handler. Also the Hero Shade’s grave is at Hyrule castle.
Plus Tetra definitely had a baby
>Only Link to be a devout Catholic.
>Ends up with two Zeldas, the 2nd one literally makes the first move on him the moment she wakes up from her slumber.
How does he do it Zig Forums?
Being the first male she sees after decades of not being able to schlick.
good times
>Catholic doesn't actually follow the teachings of the Bible
Amazingly realistic
Maybe when Nintendo stop being cowards teasing always the romance between Link and a Zora Princess ( Ruto, Mipha) then killing or banishing said Zoras princess
It is Stalfos. The tradequest has the Kokiri girl say Stalfos specifically.
lmao
They will never do any kind of interspecies romance
Yeah, adults turn into Stalfos. Kids turn into Skull Kids.
How did WW Link win so hard while his contemporaries keep getting screwed over?
Im still fucking mad about that one WW french doujin or whatever where Link fucks Terra for hours, only to shack up with the fucking bird at the end.
That creator in general had some weird fucking ships, since in his Twilight Princess one, he has Midna fall in love with Colin of all people.
I remember a cute Fanfic about a what if, where Link stayed in Terminia. Cremia sees how much Link has grown to be a handsome young man, as she has become a christmas cake herself. She is self conscience about herself, and envious that she isn’t as young as her little sister Romani; under the impression that it’s not proper for an older women to approach a young strapping 17 year old lad. She tries to use her arm to cover her her slight muffin top, not realizing she is putting more emphasis around her tits (bigger than her sister) when Link approaches her. Romani herself is too innocent to realize her own feelings for Link, but feels a twinge of jealousy when Link and Cremia have been talking together alone for too long.