>video game reviewer starts fighting the game cartridge
Video game reviewer starts fighting the game cartridge
He is the game dude!
>reviewer pauses review to do a skit
Yes, and?
>user interrupts what would have been the best part of his review to introduce Raycon
>Reviewer tries to make their own epic lore for a fucking review of a game that's E for Everyone
>Evil version of reviewer 'hacks' into the video
>"Hold on! Stop the review!"
>Kanye becomes president
>bans all Raycon ads
>instead, reviewers are state-mandated to advertise yecon earbuds
Basedola
>reviewer starts arguing with one of his figurines
>reviewer has gag where he treats a mediocre forgotten game as best thing ever
I legit hope he wins
>reviewer keeps saying it
>slowly raises hand
>copy of sonic 06
>stupid closeup to his retarded face
>review interrupted by fellow reviewer with shitty mic/cam quality.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO A REVIEW OF THIS GAME WITHOUT ME!
>ok but before we start here's a quick video from our sponsor
>skip that shit
>video doesn't even start and he puts the "don't forget the like and subscribe and also support me on patreon"
>skip that shit as well
>mid of the video introduces a literal who retard who also Introduces his shitty channel
>end of the video is just patreon shit
>Sonic series video
>"The blue blur had a rough transition to 3D. In 2006"
>Game reviewers throws CD or cartridge at the console in wacky ways
>Tries to insert in wacky ways.
Wooaooaoaooaoaoah
>Raid Shadow Legends
>Dollar Shave Club
>Ridge Wallet
>Nord VPN
>the guy interrupting is a literal who and is clearly only there to chase clout as he proceeds to mechanically rattle off facts from wikipedia
I just want a rerelease of his 950s.
>shitty game gets re-released
>game's case slowly creeps up into the video, held by a string
>"no... I promised myself I would never play this game again..."
>reviewer has a cat
>it talks
fucking RelaxAlax
>reviewer keeps begging you to play Persona 5
>Reviewer starts putting his girlfriend in his videos
>reviewer has a tab open to loli h manga on exhentai
he is so rude!
>Reviewer presents his points like a boring 6th grade book report
>Zig Forums loves him for it
>She's in every single video
>Reviewer goes on a long stretch of no uploads
>She never appears again
Who? Sounds funny.
Somecallmejohnny pokemon reviews.
>surfshark
>lootcrate
>raycon
Not me. I used to like him years ago when his videos were longer, but as time has passed I've started to realize that he really doesn't have anything to say that makes him stick out. And his videos are way too short these days. Feels like he's just running through the motions.
It's good when a review is kept short
Way too often reviewers pad videos out by talking about irrelevant shit that I don't care about like the developmental history of the game or the reviewer's personal experiences with owning it
I'm just there to find out if a game is worth playing or not
>Streamer becomes a vtuber
He is the gamer with a bad attitude!
Jontron was being ironic when he did it, okay?