Use the "go into games" machine

>Use the "go into games" machine
>find tifa
>tell her that shes your favorite character and that you love to play with her
>she gives you this look
wdyd

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has there ever been a cringier generation?

I look at her straight faced, before bursting in to laughter.

Then I tell her:
>Okay but no, seriously. Where's Yuffie? She's actually better than you.

I sneak behind her and smell her butthole

I see multiple FF7 threads every day but I've never seen gameplay of it, not even ingame screenshots of gameplay

I would congratulate her on beating the swordipede then be on my way

Beat her up, tie her up and *SNIIIFFF* those sweaty feet

I love you Tifa-chan

I would tell her Beautiful.

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I want everyone to envision Tifa getting deflowered by Barett. Pretend its happening on your bed too.

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No-one has discussed the gameplay since the week it came out because it's pretty underwhelming and the new additions to the plot are garbage too
It's mental illness all the way down my friend

>No-one has discussed the gameplay since the week it came out because
That's not true and you know it, unless you can prove it of course.

Tifa got deflowered by a random kid in Nibelheim at like 14, in a field under a starry sky. Just like every other girl who grows up in a tiny rural village.

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Good night teefbros

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>ywn get to deflower a cute 14 year old girl in a field under the starry sky

Bonus because I think she's cute

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this

Dont let your dreams be memes user, it's not too late.

>not even ingame screenshots of gameplay
You're either lying, or the graphics are so good you assumed it was a cutscene

Maybe go make another falseflag "critical" thread so it gets deleted again for being created by mentally broken fag.

Damn, are we gonna fight?

Oh hi, took you long enough.

what?

>wdyd
Wonder why I just lied to Tifa like that.

>threads critical of this game are all "false flags" (?)
sorry user but outside of the girls, this game was incredibly forgettable

Now THIS is the kind of Remake discussion I like to see.

shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of here, you're not fooling anyone. stop shitting up threads.

>he genuinely counts this as "remake discussion"

fuck off you nutcase

You know exactly what kind of threads are we talking about, buddy.
Go on, make it.

I legitimately have no idea what you're talking about

there's nothing wrong with this thread, go shit up some other thread

If you dont know, then lurk moar.