>log into Steam
>0 friends online
>0 friends offline
Log into Steam
Samuel Bell
Jason Scott
Steam friends aren't real friends anyway.
Jace Lee
Alexander Myers
>log into steam
>that friend you used to play with is online
>playing a game you have
>you never even talk anymore
>memories of you playing come back
Christopher Turner
Good god, thank you, I can finally play without interruptions.
Ian Cruz
I want to delete some friends. Will they know I deleted them?
Daniel Clark
Still better than having NONE.
Kayden Howard
>memories of old guilds
FUCK.
Dylan Williams
They'll just see you as offline forever.
Daniel Butler
>cousin made a steam account a long while back to play some games and so we could chat from across state
>still have her account added
>"Last Online 2635 days ago"
god it's such an odd feeling. doesn't even seem that long ago
William Scott
and...?
Hudson Lopez
>tfw Zig Forums is the only site you post to because you don’t have to log in under a username
Charles Myers
i'll be your friend user. post profile
Luis Hall
Why did my parents push things like studying and career on me instead of making friends? I literally couldnt give a fuck about my job now or how much money I make as all I do is work and post here.
Ian Parker
>Only friends aside from irl ones are from a decade old dead TF2 server
>Sometimes some of them like my new screenshot or something
>Never even talk or play together
>Think about removing them, but they haven't removed me so far
Jaxon Martinez
>Accidentally send an invite that friend you haven't messaged in years to a game he doesn't own
Noah Wood
>last online: 2439 days ago
Henry Robinson
Fake. Steam hasn't even existed for that long.
Brody Flores
>that gaming group you had in high school
>last online 2 years ago
Parker Davis
you didn't exist for that long
Justin James
Just saw that movie, it was kinda shit.
Aiden Cook
>Log into steam
>Get rid of all my friends both irl and online
>Reject any and all friend requests
Surely I'm not the only one.
Austin Brooks
add a bunch of trading bots if you wanna simulate having steam friends
some of them will even talk back with some automated response if you send them a message!
Gabriel Wilson
>log into steam
>40+ friends online
>none of them are actually my friends
>too lazy to remove them
Matthew Cooper
true, they are mostly just there to decorate your Steam profile. I add random people and never speak to them, and if their avatar doesn't fit the design scheme of my profile I remove them.
Michael Butler
Joke's on you I'm already +30 like most people on Zig Forums
Lincoln Fisher
Then make some friends.
Ryder Butler
You never added anyone from Zig Forums or anyone who has Zig Forums as their main steam group, right user?
Hudson Thompson
>never log into steam (since I play my Genesis on CRT like God intended)
>got a friend who always sends me cool memes or anime titties every morning
Feels good man.
Julian Ortiz
I'll be your friend, we can play whatever together and talk about whatever you want.
steamcommunity.com/id/mylastname/
Samuel Collins
Me.
Michael Bell
>Make numerous friends through a few online games
>Years pass
>Still have them as friends, but know that I will never be in contact with them again
Isaiah Anderson
steam friends are annoying and more hassle than they're worth
Andrew Green
added you :)
Oliver Lopez
>steamgroup moves to trannycord
>turns into absolute garbage with constant drama
Jonathan Nguyen
Attending school and university
James Morales
Where do people even find that many friends in the first place?