Just came across this old Nintendo ad in a magazine. I don’t get the joke

Just came across this old Nintendo ad in a magazine. I don’t get the joke.

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the first best thing is sleep you dumbshit
sex is like the best 10th thing.

the blanket looks really uncomfortable.

Of course you don't.

its fucking silk

sex could potentially be great if the opposite is geniunly into you. but i will never have that experience.

This. only incels think sex is good. If I see a bed I'm sleeping on it not have some fat bitch piss all over the sheets.

>for men
Yikes!

I know! Horrible materail for a blanket isnt it?

It means chad gets pussy then plays nintendo