IT'S OUT

IT'S OUT

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thanks scene groups

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Why lie?

DOWNLOAD FASTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

where's the pogrom button?

VIDEOGAMES = SAVED
SMILE AND OPTIMISM = RESTORED
COCK = HARD

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>forced to create an account nefore being able to play
>their servers can't be reached

FFS Paradox.

>IT'S OUT

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Yep, 9 minutes until I'm in
What's your first game will be? I thinking about russian count

>nu-Paradox games
Hard pass from me famalam.

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kek
nice shop

you bros playing the tutorial?

Ignore this bait

yeah I'm thinking this is based

Unironically go back to Zig Forums, nigger
t.Zig Forums

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I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. There's no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you don't get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. There's something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

Gonna make a giant irish slut and seduce my way up to empress of britain

It doesn't even ask you to make account, just big green play button
Why the fuck do you lie like that?

it's cracked yet?

>>forced to create an account nefore being able to play
???

look at this fucking dude in the back
he keeps talking
i guess he's the third wheel

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>can't even login anymore
you guys broke it

>Crusader Kings 3
More like Crusader Kings Pee

>its shit

based

I'm going to play as pagan Lithuania and make a society ruled by big titty Amazons

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I'm having fun already

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>Can't even play because of the stupid paradox account shit

>its goty

based

Click skip in the upper right.

it's bait

Lemme guess, everything is dlc?

Tomorrow Never Diets

Based and architectpilled

are these niggers locking mods behind their paradox shit accounts?

>it is

based

>Almost $1900 for the expansion pass
Jesus Christ, Paradox.

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>it's great
based

>I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalis
Stopped reading here. Nice larp.

kek

>finally support WASD
>only QWERTY supported

Oh for fuck's sake.

What currency is that?

>this content requires a game
Will a copy of Zoo Tycoon suffice?

ohfuck.....

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>already better than CK2
Yeah I'm thinking based

skidrowcodex.net/
F5 F5 F5 F5

Anime dollars

does it have denuvo?
should i buy?

I'm in Japan too and just bought it from greenman. Was about 4500 yen.

no denuvo, just steam DRM
dont buy it. just wait unless you want to support the devteam

Yangbucks

Kek what the fuck, I just woke up and see the same. I'm a burger.
Good thing for game pass.

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mods to remove faggotry when? also whats different from CK2?

And now to wait for 6 months for the version and DLC that actually makes it playable. Imperator is still a fucking shitshow.

What a steal.

>Buy and preload game
>Play
>Refund when game is cracked
>Torrent
>Continue playing from previous save
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm based

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I know nothing about this game. Can you send them to an island to die off?

>get a daughter
>she has downs
bros?!

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the twitch stream keeps talking about incest
holy shit can these redditors shut the fuck up
LOL INCEST SO FUNNY GLITTERHOOF LOL MORE INCEST GLITTERHOOF QUIRKY HAHAH

You were too loose

>Buy and preload game
>use creamapi
>refund game
>play

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it's out

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>imagine buying a Paradox game
kys

do not download
do not download
the game is uncracked
do not download

Chop chop.

Holy fuck that's a lot of dolphin porn

japanese yen ($1887.00 USD) or chinese yuan ($29289.20 USD)
so probably not real

Forgot to ask Zig Forums to tell me how this game is before buying it. I rarely buy games but I expect CK3 will be good.

Then again, I expected Bannerlord to be good aswell and look how that turned out; the game is complete and utter shit.

So tell me Zig Forums. How is CK3 so far?

Figured it was 1 of those chicken scratch countries.

Anyone playing the tutorial, I'm unsure to what degree the game gives you a neat historical background. The tutorial King, King Murchad of Munster, has an interesting family.

He is the grandson of Brian Boru. Brian Boru was a 10th/11th Century King who had a very interesting life; born as the disfavoured son of the leader of the Dál gCais (a minor tribe in Munster), he witnessed the Viking Age in Ireland take full swing. Vikings killed his father, however he and his brother worked to further their tribe and took the war to the Norsemen, with his brother seizing the throne of the Munster itself from their overlords. However when Brian's King-brother was killed, Brian went for revenge. He slaughtered the Norse lord who did it, and erased his heirs; he conquered every Norse city in Ireland and gained their submission. He then conquered the rest of Ireland, and was set to usher in an age of potential unity and prosperity thanks to his reforms-however he and his heir died at the Battle of Clontarf against a massive rival coalition of Irish and Norse enemies. His realm shattered. His other son, Donnchad, tried to restore his father's realm; he reconquered Munster and the surrounding Kingdoms, he retook Dublin, and he pushed north. However he fell short, and was ousted from his throne. He was replaced by his own son, Murchad mac Donnchada-who was poised to do the same. IRL, Murchad died and was replaced by Toirdelbach Ua Briain (another grandson of Brian) who also began establishing a power base, and was called "King of Ireland" upon his death by even the northern annals, usually hostile to southern kings.

tl;dr - The Dál gCais of Munster in the tutorial might seem like just some minor group but they are the sons/grandsons of probably the most famous Irish King in history.

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Why waste island?
youtube.com/watch?v=x9qgDS1VmSA

Gamepass doesnt include DLC

is this cheese pizza

bannerlord was literally subsidised by the turkish government and rushed like hell, they're still trying to update/fix how boring it is but they're failing
meanwhile paradox is an actual studio with a real following and currently the game looks and feels great. i feel like i'm playing what i dreamed about before ck2's launch

Wasn't going to buy but literally every reviewer has given 100/100 on metcritic so its probably going to be at least semi good.

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>dlc
You mean the stupid cosmetic shit no one needs?

Cope Zig Forumsbabs

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This, me too.
Commit neck-to-rope (In CK2)

Is that cat really dancing?

I don't know man, Bannerlord has "very good" rating on Steam aswell, but it's utter shit. I don't trust reviews anymore, but I trust you guys.

Yeah I know all that about Bannerlord. If you've seen someone rage on /mbg/ lately odds are it's me.

No, it's just to sync your shit across multiple devices.

What bullshit is this Paradox.

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But ResetEra told me this was removed!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's kinda weird to jump from CK2 to 3 but it seems to be very fun

Literally the DLCs in the future you have to buy. Gamepass only gives base game. Paradox forces you pay full price for the DLC with the microsoft store and there are no cheap keys for them like with steam.

Like with CK2 the DLC will be mandatory or it will be shit