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Fucking college
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at least they tell you why you're retarded.
nice of them.
Looks like a layton puzzle
>this question is intentionally bullshit
Have 28 days, not Have AT LEAST 28 days
If you have at least 28 days, you have 28 days (and maybe 1-3 more)
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Play Layton. It'll train you for shit like that.
Not have ONLY 28 days either. That's why it is a trick question
>When you write dad jokes in your test and think it's high IQ
Quiet road, obviously. Everyone is taking it for a reason after all.
It's just poor wording.
This isn't really a test of intelligence, logic, or any skill. It just determines if you're as much of an insufferable pedant as the person writing it.
If that's actually what the Layton series is, it's a pretty damning criticism.
Go straight
>all months have at least 28 days
Bulshit. Most months have 31 days, with only four having 30. A leap year within February occurs every 4 years.
This is why American colleges are failing. They're forcing this revisionist agitprop down people's throats, hence the creation of more SJWs. Fuck these communists.
>all months have at least 28 days
>Most months have 31 days, with only four having 30.
These two statements do not contradict each other.
the fuck are you complaining about? that's entirely reasonable for teaching you how the system works as a whole.
>Intentionally word a question ambiguously
>HAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUU
now what's the answer? I need to know.
Maybe in highschool lmao.
I mean, it's not wrong.
so whats the point of remembering that?
oh nothing? how weird i don't remember it
>liberals pay money for this
>how many months have 28 days
all do fucking retards
>Goes from an ambiguous question to a direct correlation with communism.
Get help.
Sorry, that's wrong. Of course it's the Busy Road.
There's two ways; if all the busy people went to the quiet route, then you'd choose the normally busy route since "all" the drivers chose the quiet route. However the normally quiet route would now be the "busy" route and vice versa, so you now decide to go for the "quiet" route which used to be the busy route. This question depends on whether the sign is a real object in the world, or is just a fancy button put up by the game.
>>liberals pay money for this
>liberals want me to pay them for this
....what kind of Far Left indoctrination is this?
>retard
>complain about sjws
all months have 28 days
what? how many days does February usually have?
12 is the correct answer, but it is not a precise answer.
All months do have at least 28 days.
>Jan: 28+3
>Feb: 28 (maybe +1)
>Mac: 28+3
>Apr: 28+2
>Jun: 28+2
>Jul: 28+3
>Aug: 28+3
>Sep: 28+2
>Oct: 28+3
>Nov: 28+2
>Dec: 28+3
if you're not a retard you'd know by now that colleges and unis are there for marxists to teach you that 2 + 2 isn't 4.
>You're right, but you answered in the wrong, lazy/efficient way of thought
FUCK YOU MISS CHAMBERS
Why are people mad? It's an example question to demonstrate part of the testing software. Fair.
Let's try another one.
But wait, I'm actually correct. The "Quiet" road is the one with fewer people. The previous Quiet road is now the Busy road.
Why is this kind of retarded shit even more noticeable in math courses? I've always been bad at math but I've also noticed they more often than not word the questions specifically to fuck you over.
>thinks a cleverly trick question = communism
I really hope Trump loses in November, because you fucking Zig Forumstards have ruined this website in the past 4 years with your overwhelmingly blatant stupidity.
Truly the pinnacle of modern education. Don't you just LOVE progress?! hahaha
Nobody talking about
>5 attempts remaining
>OP already used 1
>Only 3 answers left
(You)
Jesus
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>History and most science professors
Pretty chill. You missed a week of class for some weird fucking reason? That's ok, just don't let it happen again. Also go take two labs in a week or accept the L
>most English/liberal arts professors
Incredibly stuck up cunts. Late to class by one minute? I'm gonna fucking yell at you and put you on the spot, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WASTE EVERYONE ELSE'S TIME BY LECTURING YOU. No, you may not turn this completely subjective paperwork in one second late.
Anyone else or was it just my shitty college? I had one good english professor and looking back the warning signs were all there that an english degree wasn't worth it.
>all months have 28 days
January, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December all have MORE than 28 days, Marxist.
The answer is 2
can you glue books to each other
Why is it called the busy roqd then if its actually the quiet one? This is retarded
This looks like one of those logic puzzles they used try to keep black people from voting.
>How many months of the year have 28 days
>oh okay its just how many months of the year have days equal to 28 right?
>lol wrong retard all months have at LEAST 28 days and 2+2 = 5 sometimes lmao u didnt count for 2.5 haha gotem this question was MEANT to be a trick!
these people are educating people to become coders
and then people wonder why the fuck their code ends up being hotter shit than a loo in india due to the rapid application trash they forcefeed
9 if you're looking at it upside down?
it isn't asking if theres only or more than 28 years
Both wrong.
It's just a test to see how the program you're using works
why would you go to college instead of uni
20
You can't glue the books to the bookcase cuz it's a photograph
0, it's on the floor
Oh I see, the answer is actually 1
And trick questions shouldn't be a factor in a formal setting unless you're purposefully trying to fuck someone over. If you point out the fact that it's a trick question they'll just give you shit for it.
Prussian-American Education by radical Marxist, Zionist puppets who'll be shot by their own masters in their own end-game.
Die Reddit-Niggers
it's uni, but use the two terms interchangeably.
That's correct. Well done.
Boomers used the terms interchangeably.
this feels less like a question meant to test your reasoning and more like a question meant to make you feel stupid because you didn't follow the question writer's train of thought (after they deliberately disguised it with poor wording)
If it's not this I'll follow you home someday, Layton.
ESL
MIxed bag. The teacher with the biggest stick up their ass I've had are usually marketing profs.
Let's try an easy one.
I swear the funniest thing to do on this board is to post Layton puzzles and observe how everyone loses their shit
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Your college professor forgot to right at least, how embarrassing.
It's not like they would intentionally misunderstand = and ≥ when writing out a problem with numbers, right?
1rst and 2d, sound is a vibration.
I teach university level chemistry classes, you'd be surprised at the amount times I've rocked up to classes drunk.
shaking it pops the lid open?
>you just need to put them in the right position
And when you put it against the wall you'll either need to take them off because of the weight or have them fall when you raise it
Fucking Layton
shake and scream at the chest
I haff tvelve metchsteek
Questions like this only cause frustration.
While both a c d are all ((correct)) depending on who wants which answer, If this was graded it could be both correct and incorect. Entire modern eucation system teaches "binary science" so expecting answer like that just causes confusion.
god damn, i'm an idiot this works and it makes noise too
This and 1 more semester and I'll be free from this hell
2 and 3, shaking would make all the shit inside get noisy.
This kind of trick question has been a part of discourse and philosophy for way longer than communism has existed as a concept.
Only the first one, for making a sound inside the chest I have to open it first, which causes vibration and lets light in.
chest isn't locked, trigger all the alarms yourself by opening and shaking it.GG EZ GET FUCKED LAYTON.
>Akshually, they ALL have AT LEAST 28 days until you optionally add days to them.
That is one of the most useless things I've ever heard in my life. It's like something a Far Leftist or a hipster would say. It's like something straight out of "Xavier: Renegade Angel". It's the equivalent of saying "Something is nothing until you add something." What the fuck is the point? It's baseless in its entirety.
It honestly reminds me of this:
>popularmechanics.com
>pic related
THE ANSWER IS 1 NIGGERS
IF IT'S ON THE FLOOR IT'S NOT A BOOKCASE ANYMORE