So what's the best thing to do in the dark?

sorry I could not hear you over me playing project diva

sleep

I only fuck in the dark if it was initiated in the dark, since getting up to turn the lights on kills the flow. Human beings primary sense is vision, being able to see your partner always enhances the experience unless you're specifically doing some blindfold play, and even then it usually comes off in the end.

Darkness sex is great. Especially if you randomly tickle your partner and she can't see it coming. Also no fear of looking silly in certain positions, extra points if it's a rainy night.

No, I make my bitches look me straight in the eye when they throat me, and I want to see the whites of their eyes.

based and sleep-pilled

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Married with child here. It is for most.

Why does he not have a bellybutton?

games > thots

a game console doesn't complain.

Sleep

I still have mine.

t. virgin

shut the fuck up asshole

>Missing the look on their face when you tell them you're about to cum inside them
Not worth any price

It also can't suck your dick.

seething virgin

No shit faggot, if I had to fuck with you there's no way I'd turn the lights on.

true, but can a girl satisfy you for 12 hours straight like a game console or PC?

girls have their uses but also have drawbacks.

ACT

Dim lights master race.

What the fuck is up with that dude's body shape

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What game are you playing for 12 hours?

My ex and I had sex with the lights on and off. Before we both went to sleep we would have sex. Obviously this was with the lights off. Here's a tip, once you've had sex a couple of times you know where to stick it in pitch blackness

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

well when MHW came out I played that all day. girls are fine, but they also complain a lot and waste money.

so in a sense, the game pc/console is less annoying than a girl is.

based chilean
youtube.com/watch?v=gJTXGKL5l-4

I think it's the same type of thing as covering yourself with blankets while having sex. People do it in movies because of censorship so people in real life think that's how it's supposed to be done.

Nah, you just have to be a player. Not boyfriend material. They know the drill. We fuck. You leave. I might call you next week. You can come over then. Or not, if you decide getting pumped and dumped is not for you.
I mean, they do complain and shit. But when they know you are not their fucking soulmate or any of that shit, it is minimized.

HOW THE FUCK DOES SEX FEEL LIKE BROS

still, a game console doesn't ever complain. it just exists to provide entertainment.

It really depends on the mood. Sometimes you want to look and sometimes you want to just feel.

salty milk and bags of sand

Mostly like what you imagine. It is a nice warm greasy silk hole. But most of it is mental. The thought that you are fucking a woman makes it what it is. It's like you are supposed to be fucking people, not your hands.

My ex wanted it lights off because she was fucking nasty looking naked. Good thing I broke up with her desu

underrated

>Zig Forums tries to understand sex and human social behavior instead of talking about vidya p. 25775235454