WE CREATED A MONSTER NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HANDHELDS NO MORE BUT WE ARE LAZY ASS CHINK NIGGERS WANT A CONSOLE? THIS IS WHAT WE’LL GIVE YA A WII U WITH A FUCK TON MORE ISSUES THE JOYCONS THAT BREAK EASY AS FUCK MORE LIKE THE SÖYCONS MORE FRAGILE THAN A LIB CÜCK SEETHING HIS DOCK NOTS OPERATING WHILE HIS WIFEY SCREAMS CAUSE SHES DILATING (REEE!) YOU WAITED SO LONG SO STOP COMPLAINING WE PORTED SMASH FOUR FOR YOUR OBLIGATION WE KNOW YOU AINT GOT A JOB NINTENTODDLER SO OUR ESHOP HAS NOTHING TO OFFER THE OD-E-SSY SOULLESS AS FUCK MORE ZELDA SHIT TO SNATCH YOUR BUX POST ON TWITTER YOURE SO HAPPY WITH OUR SHIT CONSOLE NO GAMES TO SEE SO BORING AS SHIT NO EXCLUSIVES FUCK THAT ANIMAL SHIT FOR LIBERAL QUIPS SO GET READY GRAPHIC CARDS NEVER ARE STEADY WE DID SELL TEN MILLION FUCK YOU SONY!
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A FLOP TO ME SO EVERYBODY JUST COPE AND SEETHE OUR SWITCH IS HUNDRED WORTHY EVEN THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS EMPTY
NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A FLOP TO ME SO EVERYBODY JUST COPE AND SEETHE OUR SWITCH IS HUNDRED WORTHY EVEN THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS EMPTY
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Camden Wilson
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Lincoln Wood
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS DRIVE TO IMPROVE LOADING TIMES AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN CONSOLE WARS, EXCLUSIVES ARE KEY WATCH IT FLY BY AS IT PORTS TO PC LOSE MY EXCLUSIVES AT THE END OF THE GEN I HAVE NO GAMES TO PLAY IT'S SO UNFAIR DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THROW MY PS5 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW TRY TO HOLD ON BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH MOVIES I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE OF MY OLD GAMES I'M TIRED, ALL I GOT IS PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR LAUNCH TITLES BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES I PAID SO MUCH, BOUGHT PS PLUS BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT, NO GAMES
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT PC'S ARE SO PHONY THEY COST A BILLION DOLLARS TO BUYYY SO I WENT TO GAMESTOP AND DECIDED TO SHOP FOR A NIFTY LITTLE PLAYSTATION-FIIIIVVVE
WELL, THE FEES START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING TRY TO PLAY CRYSIS AND THIS THING STOPPED RUNNING HOW DID I LET SONY FINESSE ME? NOW I THIS SHIT CONSOLE WITH A MEME SSD NOTHING TO DO NOTHING TO SEE I NEED TO SAVE FACE FOR SONY TIME TO HOP ON Zig Forums IT'S GONNA BE A FUN TIME, MAN!
HEY NOW, YOUR A SNOYBOY GET YOUR NO GAMES, DON'T PLAY HEY NOW, YOUR A SNOYFAN GET YOUR SHILL ON NO PAYYY THIS ROUTER IS WHITE AND BLACKKKK ONLY THIS CONSOLE WILL RUN KNAAA-AAACK
