>Broken Moon Remix >Haha what if Suika was actually sad?
>Joutounin of Ceramics Remix >Haha what if it was like war music?
>UN Owen Was Her Remix >Haha what if Flandre was a hyper-aggressive and maniacal, yet childish, mass-murderer?
>Border of Life Remix >Haha what if we made the song not the worst final boss theme in Touhou? >Oops we failed
>Lunatic Princess Remix >Haha what if we put in a little bit of Immortal Smoke? Just for laughs? Haha
Why are Touhou fans like this?
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September 2, 2020 - 03:06
September 2, 2020 - 03:10
She's an old hag anyways. You wouldn't want her used up, barren snatch. A king like you deserves better than her. Believe in the me that believes in you.
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September 2, 2020 - 03:12
Never had that problem because Im a fucking retard that only listens to demetori
September 2, 2020 - 03:12
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I think this Akatsuki Records track would be right up your alley.
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September 2, 2020 - 03:15
WHERE'S 17.5 ZUN
WHERE'S THE TOUHOU?
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September 2, 2020 - 03:18
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September 2, 2020 - 03:30
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September 2, 2020 - 03:34
I just want another fighting game
September 2, 2020 - 03:41
September 2, 2020 - 03:48
It's almost her day.youtube.com /watch?v=Ku1YlgMhMng
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September 2, 2020 - 03:49
September 2, 2020 - 03:50
The oni way is to pump and dump, so I'll just drink from her sake box and then have a one night stand.
September 2, 2020 - 03:53
>what if Suika was actually sad?
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September 2, 2020 - 03:58
While I'm tempted to just shitpost and say "GONE", it might happen in winter. Maybe just another demo though.
September 2, 2020 - 03:58
September 2, 2020 - 04:07
ZUN has been suspiciously quiet for a while. Pretty much the only Touhou stuff we've gotten for a while is the Miyoi manga.
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September 2, 2020 - 04:08
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September 2, 2020 - 04:11
Summer Cirno is almost dark enough to be a terrorist, and there are several fairy suicide bombers in the games, so it fits.
September 2, 2020 - 04:11
September 2, 2020 - 04:12
How long would your liver last if you dated Suika?
September 2, 2020 - 04:15
My little sister's favorite Touhou character is Futo. Say something nice about her.
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September 2, 2020 - 04:15
September 2, 2020 - 04:16
Maybe she should stop being such a flat-chested, foul-mouthed, crude, violent, and reclusive drunkard then. Dumb bitch.
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September 2, 2020 - 04:17
Doesn't that describe most of us aa well though?
September 2, 2020 - 04:18
You can "hypnotize" chickens by making them stare at a line on the ground. It's how some people kill their chickens; get them to stand still so you can easily execute them.
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September 2, 2020 - 04:18
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September 2, 2020 - 04:22
Womanlet*
But so are most Touhous. The average height in Gensokyo must be like 4'7"
September 2, 2020 - 04:24
>Iosys
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September 2, 2020 - 04:25
But unlike the others Futo was not originally a manlet.
September 2, 2020 - 04:26
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September 2, 2020 - 04:28