Broken Moon Remix

>Broken Moon Remix
>Haha what if Suika was actually sad?

>Joutounin of Ceramics Remix
>Haha what if it was like war music?

>UN Owen Was Her Remix
>Haha what if Flandre was a hyper-aggressive and maniacal, yet childish, mass-murderer?

>Border of Life Remix
>Haha what if we made the song not the worst final boss theme in Touhou?
>Oops we failed

>Lunatic Princess Remix
>Haha what if we put in a little bit of Immortal Smoke? Just for laughs? Haha

Why are Touhou fans like this?

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>nopan
sugoi

She's an old hag anyways. You wouldn't want her used up, barren snatch. A king like you deserves better than her. Believe in the me that believes in you.

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Never had that problem because Im a fucking retard that only listens to demetori

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I think this Akatsuki Records track would be right up your alley.

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WHERE'S 17.5 ZUN

WHERE'S THE TOUHOU?

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I just want another fighting game

yes

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It's almost her day.
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I hate her theme though.

The oni way is to pump and dump, so I'll just drink from her sake box and then have a one night stand.

>what if Suika was actually sad?

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While I'm tempted to just shitpost and say "GONE", it might happen in winter. Maybe just another demo though.

Why is oni sad?

ZUN has been suspiciously quiet for a while. Pretty much the only Touhou stuff we've gotten for a while is the Miyoi manga.

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What? 9/11?

she doesn't have a bf

Summer Cirno is almost dark enough to be a terrorist, and there are several fairy suicide bombers in the games, so it fits.

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How long would your liver last if you dated Suika?

My little sister's favorite Touhou character is Futo. Say something nice about her.

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i dont get it

Maybe she should stop being such a flat-chested, foul-mouthed, crude, violent, and reclusive drunkard then. Dumb bitch.

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Doesn't that describe most of us aa well though?

You can "hypnotize" chickens by making them stare at a line on the ground. It's how some people kill their chickens; get them to stand still so you can easily execute them.

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futo is a manlet

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Womanlet*

But so are most Touhous. The average height in Gensokyo must be like 4'7"

>Iosys

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But unlike the others Futo was not originally a manlet.

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