BRO WHAT IF POKEMON BE THEY REAL???

Yes!

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I could then have my own harem

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tentacool and tentacruel are based off of the portuguese man-o-war, they aren't squids

let's see lickitung

I request Gengar, Blastoise, and/or Jynx. Whichever would be the most... interesting.

>Gengar
ectoplasm

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magnemite

gengar will be a three parter because the line is pretty interesting and waaayy better than "lmao it's a bat" like op's

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>Extremely flexible body
Imagine etc.

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I was expecting some kind of weird lower appendages. I was NOT expecting poisonous hair tentacles used for eating.

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That was kind of the appeal of most gen 1 designs. Based off of real living things with a few oddities that made you wonder how they even came to be.

>lets put tissue and meat into everything

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NINTENDO

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hired that man for the detective pikachu movie

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I've never been a fan of doing in the wizard, where Pokemon is concerned. But these are really cool takes on the "Ghosts aren't real, silly" concept.

blastoise has been bred like a pitbull

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Here's your Jigglypuff bro

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arbok or exeggutor

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>Cute balloon fairies aren't real, don't be silly.
>Here, have an elephant frog with creepy bag eyes.
I'll take the cool guy's interpretation now, please and thank you.

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Scyther

Don't neglect your Pokemon.

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Didn't somebody ruin the designs already with that shit in their detective pikachu movie?

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Venusaur please

>reproduces by infecting and corrupting more pokeballs

make sure to take out your pokemon as soon as you see one!

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If Pokemon were real I'd have a different Eevee and Eeveelution to dick for each day of the week

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That's a testicle

this one is my favorite solely because
>mouth

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Soulless garbage

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Mewtwo and Victreebel

Might want to see a doctor Champ.

Ditto

If Pokemon were real I'd have a different Eevee and Eeveelution dick for each day of the week

Post the sexiest one.

post the dratini line i want to know he explains the evolution to dragonnite

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That's fucking stupid I thought the pokedex said Chansey holds OTHER pokemon eggs, not fucking hatches it's own constantly. Why the fuck are Chansey's so rare if they're constantly pouring out babies? What a fucking stupid book made by some retard that just wanted to fuck up pokemon characters.

This.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE FROM I NEED THE ENTIRE CATALOGUE

Do the boxing one.

We postin realistic Pokemans here?

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I think this is actually cool, not because I like realistic pokemans but because I like pictures of fantasy sea creatures, especially when they're eating each other

Cause' I will dump what I have

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