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>it's real
nice
what
HOLY SHIT WHJAT THE FRUCK
HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY REAL
LOL @ all the idiots that didn't believe. KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS.
why did they shadow drop this with no announcement?
what is going on at nintendo lately
SO FUCKING BORING AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Give me a normal fucking direct I already played these stupid Mario games I AM TIRED OF MARIO ALREADY WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NEW GAMES!?!?!??!
and it still doesn't include galaxy 2 lol
>they stole mario battle royale
HOLY KEK
idgi, they're rereleasing them with no graphical/gameplay improvements? these are all very easily emulatable games, 64 even has a native pc port lmao
mario battle royale isn't a meme anymore
>No Galaxy 2
HHAHAHAHAAHAHA I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCKING NINTENDO
Selling Mario bros again and again
>link was real this time
OH SHIT
they are going full reddit
Wow it's shit
>an entire direct dedicated to ports
>splatoon event
unironically the best annoncement
Nintenbabies are gonna eat this shit happily
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
nintendo-sama... I prostrate...
>no galaxy 2
I SLEEP
the mario battle royale should be fun, even if it's a ripoffof that one they C&D'd
>mario 35
mario royale died for this
CONSOOME
To me this is on the level of those shitty indie directs. So tired of ports ESPECIALLY fucking Mario ports.
>They actually stole Mario Battle Royal
Can Nintendo get more shameless?
can't wait for the Metroid 35th Anniversary Direct next year... hehe
why do i even have a switch anymore
it's more of a tetris 99 kind of game
>the only actually new content is an expansion pack for an almost 8 year old game
imagine buying old game
>mario royale
lmao
NOT EVEN GALAXY 2
OH FUCK I DIDNT PLAY SUPER MARIO 34 HOW AM I GONNA UNDERSTAND THE PLOT OF SUPER MARIO 35
>Just a bunch of ports
Is this it? Is this all the Switch has to offer this year?
Here's your Mario Kart 9, bro.
The Mario 35 thing looks amazing.
>no galaxy 2
stupid niggers
LOL no one cares
I actually hate Mario games. I felt like I did for years but this is the final nail in the coffin. Fuck Mario. Tired of seeing these stupid damn games.
Oh boy another lazy port collection that will sell millions because Switchfags blindly buy every game.
oh shit nigger
Holy fucking shit they couldn't even be assed to include galaxy 2 in their port extravaganza, fuck nintendo
So Galaxy 2 got super fucked then?
DENIALFAGS WHERE ARE YOU
for a split second i thought they were going to actually announce a new fucking mario kart.
Things that would be hype as fuck
>New Mario Strikers
>New Mario Kart (or big DLC for 8)
>Odyssey DLC (or spin-off)
>New Galaxy
What Nintendo shows instead
>Ports and a 3D world DLC
>tfw Nintent*ddlers will eat this up and praise Nintendo for this
>so long gay bowser was changed to bye bye
Not like this, bros
So the 3D All Stars will only be purchasable until March?
How does galaxy work on the switch lite? We got no waggle
Finally, a good direct
Too bad Mario64 was not a remake
Oof, sorry, no can do. Nintendo doesn't release new games anymore, only ports.
It's pretty disgusting how they try to upsell All-Stars as a brand new remaster and upgrade for the NES games.
Well, Metroid Prime 4 will be overdue for some news at that point, so...
youtube.com
3D World best themes
>tfw Nintent*ddlers will eat this up and praise Nintendo for this
doubtful, even shillxplain seemed disappointed in this
NSP links when?
honestly that 3d world expension looks promising but they annonced it way too soon
>No galaxy 2
>No widescreen support for m64
Lmfao, nintendocucks get fucked again
IDS HABBEDINGS
>port of the worst 3d mario with some new content, whoop-de-fucking-doo
>tetris 99 but with mario 1 (and for some fucking reason only for a limited time??)
>some dumb gimmicky mario kart shit that solidifies mario kart 9 isn't happening any time soon
>3d collection is just upscaled ports (and they couldn't even be arsed to put in galaxy 2)
why am i not surprised
galaxy 1 is better than 2
>just upscales
>sm64 just a widescreen
>no smg2
>only available to buy untill march
jesus christ nintendo
why why WHY THE FUCK IS THE GAME ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH?
Nintendo always does this shit, they oscillate wildly between a couple years of actually good releases and then weird bullshit no one actually likes. Figures that we're in the content drought era again.
Not bad. 8.8/10
can we really blame nintendo for exploiting their manchild community ?
>pan in to a kid with kart sounds coming from his switch
>it's some shitty physical game like 5 people will buy
we could've had a new mario kart
but they gave us this
The Mario Kart AR game seems pretty cool.
I like Mario, but fuck me I played all these games 20 years ago
fucking ports
If they had announced mario 64 and sunshine remakes I would definitely buy a switch
I saw a supposed leak a few weeks ago from an user talking about 3D World All-Stars being pushed forwards (and rushed to release this year), whilst 3D World was delayed for early next year as they couldn't get the new levels done in time...seems like now that leak was completely true.
That black kid had a real fat arse for her age. Not to be a perv
This fucking shadowdrop caught us all offguard
>Limited time ports
Fuck off shitendo.
I won't buy 20 yo game without 80% sale at least.
So unlike Tetris 99, I have to pay for Mario 35?
Lame.
>still no name for november/december
what the fuck lmao
>Galaxy 2 left out of 3D All-Stars
What the fuck
>galaxy 1 is better than 2
Yes, but that's not the point.
Galaxy 2 is still a very good game and should be included. It's actually pretty horrible that it isn't.
NO GALAXY 2 AHAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP
>no galaxy 2
I guess I'll just emulate them
>Literally nothing worth caring about
Buy these old games again goy!
I'll stick to emulating them all for free like a sane person.
>half the games are only available for a limited time
man nintendo really is a shit company huh
They're gonna charge $60 for all these old ass games aren't they?
The AR game is neat for children but who actually has not even space but furniture in the room place in a way to made an interesting track.
>not a remaster
>no galaxy 2
it's shit
Can't believe they censored So Long Gay Bowser
it alternates each year, even-numbered years are generally bad whilst odd-numbered years are generally good for games.
Youtube of course. All marios are MOVIE GMES after all!!!
This looks pretty good for kids. If i had kids I would buy this shit for them
> No Smash trailer with Geno.
Finally dead and buried
Wtf were they thinking???
>eshop has a mario skin on it today
holy soul
Fucking same. I legit perked up and was like “oh shit,” but alas I was duped by portendo yet again.
Bros do you think they're gonna announce Mario to be in Smash?
how many time before an accident or someone does something increadibly stupid with that mario kart AR ?
It was also changed in 64DS sadly. Fuck the lack of analog movement, that was the biggest disappointment
>3D all stars available for a 6 month window
Why would you do this? What is the actual fucking point?
Is this their solution to the Nintendo tax?
>lol of course it hasn't gone on sale it's only available for 6 months (^:
>no Galaxy 2
>64 and Sunshine still at 30fps
Nintendies will buy this.
>post yfw Nintendo won 2020
They did.
If it included Galaxy 2 inwould have bought it. But if I'm going to have to emulate that one already why bother buying the others?
they even censored the "ur mr gay thing"
Finally more ports and remakes for the switch.
They changed that line in the revisions of the game in japan
Even the cool announcement, Mario 35, is timed for no reason.
>shadow dropping 3D All Stars with literally only a week's notice
Man they can't blame this on corona Nintendo's off their fucking rocker.
>that mario kart
Seems interesting enough, definitely not for me though. Won't pick it up. Mario BR seems like it'll be fun in short bursts. Everything else is just ports of stuff I already own.
they are most likely going to sell the games without a bundle after that
3d world has online play now, nice
>limited physical edition means limited time games
Hello, retard department?
Maybe people will finally start to realize fighter seven was pushed to December to pad the holiday lineup.
Scandalous
They fucking did it, the collection and 3D World look amazing
>limited time offer
But why
delusional nintendodrone
>Galaxy 2 not even in the collection
>Galaxy 2 did not even get shown at the lookback at Mario's history at the end
>No acknowledgement of Galaxy 2 literally anywhere
Absolute bullshit
Is it $60?
>limited PHYSICAL and DIGITAL
Hello, retard department?
Do Americans really play these "games?
I like they they just straight up stole the Mario Battle Royale from InfernoPlus
It comes out in 2 weeks.
But they're also ports of N64, Gamecube, and Gamecube+ games so it's not like they would have required much effort to create. They didn't even bother to update the games aside from giving them a widescreen aspect ratio.
>mfw there are adults that actually deeply care about games geared towards prepubescent children
>port of the worst 3d mario
3D Land? I didn't see it. But they DID show a port of the best 3D Mario game with more content.
Someone post the leak BROS ITS REAL
>ryza 2
>now this
Retards who keep rebuying these old fucking games are already brain dead anyway, they'll happily lap it up harder due to the time limit out of fear of missing out.
>>shadow dropping
>not available until a week from now
I wish they had Shadow dropped it. It would have turned my day around.
because they'll re-release it as 3D All-Stars + Odyssey 2 later on, just like SNES mario all-stars had SMW in some later releases
>Nintendo's only holiday release is Edelgard for Smash
>limited run digital games
>randomly leave out Galaxy 2
I didn't think Nintendo could get more retarded.
Shame the 3D Mario games are just direct ports and Galaxy 2 isn't included. Will probably get it anyway since I can't get Wiimotes working consistently with Dolphin, but gay nonetheless.
You're baiting but anybody who thinks this is insane.
They're straight ports. You can emulate these flawlessly on your switch right now
in conclusion play splatoon
3D World has online now
>Mario
Literally WHO?
POST YOUR FACES WHEN YOU FOUND OUT ITS REAL
It wasn't in the original Japanese release to begin with.
Will we still have access to parralell universes in the 64 remake?
>A bunch of ports with no graphical enhancements
>64 and Sunshine 30fps
>no galaxy 2
>No Mario 64 DS version, which is superior
>$60
Jesus. Nintendo fans are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content after a year of nothing...
MARIO SUNSHINE IS FINALLY FREE
It's the Disney Vault strategy.
I liked it
Did I interpret it incorrectly or is the All Stars game, even digitally, in limited supplies?
Also did Mario 35 say "playable until"? As in, the game will be deleted next year?
>products will be available at the new york store
oh shit time to get free shit
>Use Joy-Con controllers to mimic the original Wii Remote™ motion controls
How the hell am I supposed to play Galaxy when in portable mode then?
>that peach amiibo
brehs.....
OHNONONONONO
Man, fuck this. I'm going back to playing stardew valley.
It's actually kind of cool.
Would buy for my kids, easily.
i thought 64 and sunshine getting a remake it's just shit ports that never can beat emulation anyways
I bet you couldn’t beat half these games for “prepubescent children” you faggot little zoomer. What big boy games do you play?
SM64 is literally just the same game with slightly improved HUD (doesn't even look better than the original) + a bit higher res. Also, it's using the Shindou version which is the inferior version without BLJs.
Why isn’t 64 even in widescreen? Are they really that lazy that the Switch port is inferior to the fucking 3ds
Well at least gotta appreciate how sharp in tone Nintendo has been making these directs. Unlike several other companies in this godforsaken industry
>omg a mario bros 1 game and watch with a clock
Do you think they'll have Galaxy 2 as DLC or some shit?
30 fps everything.
No Galaxy 2.
Mario 64 is just a rerelease, no remade graphics.
Will be deleted from eshop in March.
Lol this thing turned out to be a total bust and a piece of shit lol.
>mfw I see it and it's real
>mfw I watch it
how is galaxy emulated on pc, the wii motes i mean?
They mentioned higher resolutions and aspect ratios but not framerates. Also for some reason I was hoping they’d add more movement options to 3d world like they did the 3d world mode in mario maker but it’ll still have the same triple jumpless boring movement as the original. I’m sleeping on these releases
The fuck, man?
Looting is still happening in New York? I thought that was months ago.
There'll be normal controls for Lite plebs.
I didn't really have any expectations. I'm pleased about the 2d all stars, I've got good memories of playing those games on my game boy and the updated pixel graphics look really nice.
3d all stars is a bit of a letdown, I loved Mario 64 as a kid but just upscaling the resolution seems a bit lazy to me. That said, I'll probably get it anyway as I've never played Sunshine or Galaxy and people rave about those games.
Lol, it's nothing like Mario Royale.
$59.99 plus tip.
OOOOH MY GODDDD IT'S A BUNCH OF PORTS OF GAMES I PLAYED ALREADY (except 3D World, maybe I'll get that, but probably not. Is it one of those good games that got stuck on Wii U hell like W101?) AND A COOL SPINOFF THAT IS INEXPLICABLY GOING AWAY IN HALF A YEAR OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPE NINTENDO WON 2020!!!!!
Are people actually excited and wow'd by this?
Are you fucking serious?
>No Galaxy 2
>Limited release
what the fuck
Yes my fellow adult. I too only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself.
This, they didn't even take the fucking effort to make a control scheme that works for the switch
your tears are delicious
>HD visuals
but they look exactly the same
>They couldn't even be fucked to upgrade the graphics what so ever
Come on. Even a resolution bump would suffice. How fucking lazy
Probably not. Nintendo hates glitches.
it's not.
Where's the website for the mission shit? Want some pins.
You don't
>3ds port
>widescreen
?????
it seems to be based off tetris 99 more than anything
Zelda. Believe.
only until March 2021
Because it is an eshop title. Only the physical version is limited.
Nah it's the Shindou version
>being hyped for literal ports with no graphical upgrades
Lmoa ever heard of a emulator
He says as he posts on the board with the most underaged faggots
I’m sure they’ll map the spin to a controller and maybe the right stick could be used to guide the star cursor.
>limited run will handle pre orders of 3d all stars
great there gonna suck scalper dick before we buy it huh
>it's using the Shindou version
Source?
Enjoy paying money for a sub-par product faggot
dlc
>limited physical release
>limited digital release
What the fuck is wrong with Nintendo?
thats just normal nyc shit my guy
this, the dsi clock one at least was is versatile
>want to check hour
>open dsi
>done
>close dsi
Apparently 3D World has online? twitter.com
not a real remake
fucking lazytendo
OMG YAAASS I CAN'T WAIT TO PAY FOR GAMES I ALREADY OWN
sunshine and galaxy are pretty great so i think its worth it
>Galaxy 2 not in the collection
>Galaxy 2 not in the montage
There’s no way Nintendo lost the source code... right bros?
They did bump the resolution, as well as update the aspect ratio. Those are the two things they did to improve the graphical fidelity for 64. I still agree with you though, lazy way to show love to one of the biggest games in the franchise.
>35 YEARS OF JUMP, STOMP, BING BING WAHOO
Sometimes I even question how a blue running hedgehog is still relevant for almost 30 years.
>no Metroid Prime ports
I sleep
>games are now going into the Nintendo vault
all the more reason to pirate, wtf
jannies already covering for Nintendo lmao
Who wants screenshots?
This seems like the most obvious answer.
>mario battle royale
I‘ll stick to pirating them and playing them on my handheld like a sane person
No. They're saving it for the 40th anniversary collection.
What does this mean?
The next worst part of this is the rise of people on the internet who will now push the idea that SMG2 was 1/10 game that doesn't deserve anything. Either because they're corporate drones desperate to justify Nintendo's decision or because they're trolls. Just like how they dismissed Gamefreak's shortcomings because "muh wholesome, muh childhood" (when it comes to the former's camp).
Honestly, Nintendo should have made the Duology it's own release. Their prices were always gonna be garbage, but at least SMG2 wouldn't be left in the dust. Or they could have just put in, but Nintendo is so far down the corporate rabbit hole to think that. People would need to rally their asses off, but given the release date I doubt Nintendo could change it to include SMG2 even if they suddenly wanted to.