WE WON NINTENBROS

WE WON NINTENBROS

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..........did we?

>mfw I can play all 3 games at 4k 60 FPS with Dolphin and the PC port of Mario 64
Yeah nice win nintenbros

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nintendo vermin are fucking hilarious

notice how nintendo killed the new graphics card with this announcement

based

>3 ports on a cartridge
>newest of the bunch is over a decade old
>same graphics
>same framerate
>limited digital release
>$60

you could, but you won't, so does it matter? People excited for this will actually play the games and have a good time. All the while you'll be using your $2000 shitposting machine to seethe.

The only people excited to pay for PORTS are basedniggers that eat everything that comes out of nintendos ass.

>$60 Wii U Port
>$60 for three roms available for a limited time
>Mario kart toy game for kids
>Crappy battle royale available for a limited time
We lost bros. Where's Smash?

>you could, but you won't, so does it matter? People excited for this will actually play the games and have a good time. All the while you'll be using your $2000 shitposting machine to seethe.

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>keeps seething
>thinks it's an argument
why are you still here? let people enjoy things

Noytendoboys are disgusting.

WE CREATED A MONSTER
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HANDHELDS NO MORE
BUT WE ARE LAZY ASS CHINK NIGGERS
WANT A CONSOLE? THIS IS WHAT WE’LL GIVE YA
A WII U WITH A FUCK TON MORE ISSUES
THE JOYCONS
THAT BREAK EASY AS FUCK
MORE LIKE THE SÖYCONS
MORE FRAGILE THAN A LIBCÜCK
MAD HIS DOCK ISNT OPERATING
WHILE HIS WIFEY SCREAMS WHILE SHES DILATING (REEE!)
YOU WAITED THIS LONG SO STOP COMPLAINING
WE PORTED SMASH FOUR FOR YOUR OBLIGATION
WE KNOW YOU AINT GOT A JOB NINTENTODDLER
SO OUR ESHOP HAS NOTHING TO OFFER
THE OD-E-SSY SOULLESS AS FUCK
MORE ZELDA SHIT TO SNATCH YOUR BUX
POST ON TWITTER YOURE SO HAPPY
WITH OUR SHIT CONSOLE NO GAMES TO SEE
BORING AS SHIT
NO EXCLUSIVES
FUCK THAT
ANIMAL SHIT
FOR LIBERAL QUIPS
SO GET READY
GRAPHICS CARDS NEVER ARE STEADY
WE DID SELL TEN MILLION FUCK YOU SONY!

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A FLOP TO ME
SO EVERYBODY JUST COPE AND SEETHE
OUR SWITCH IS HUNDRED WORTHY
EVEN THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS EMPTY

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A FLOP TO ME
SO EVERYBODY JUST COPE AND SEETHE
OUR SWITCH IS HUNDRED WORTHY
EVEN THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS EMPTY

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>youre seething lmao
What am I supposed to be seething about? That nintendies are going to pay 60 bucks for a port? Make sure to lick that asshole good.

>What am I supposed to be seething about? That people are playing games?
you're here and you're seething so I guess. You made it sounds even more pathetic lmao

>WE WON WITH A BUNCH OF PORTS

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This was a good chuckle, thank you for making it user.

How do we stop him Nintenbros???

kek

>won
>the PC version of SM64 is the best version currently
lole

Then let me enjoy my pirated games, you nigger. Not my problem you're too retarded to emulate properly.

You're free to do it, but you won't, so why pretend you will? That's the thing with you mega faggots.

Dolphin and Project 64 have been available for years so go on, make a gif of you playing ANY of the 3 mario games announced today in a save file you've played before.

You won't because you don't have one. You've never emulated them and you never will so ,your argument is worthless.

are you going to stop him?

Nintendo has not won shit since Sony entered the game. They had a fluke with soccer moms buying the Wii. Now both Sony and Nintendo are shit.

>He dont own both
What a pleb. Only true man can walk this path

Nothing new

>Limited physical AND digital release
>No Mario Galaxy 2
>No upgrades to any of the 3D Mario remasters other than widescreen
>No framerate increases
>Full price

At least you can hear the music from the games!!!!

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No one's going to waste their time proving that they're playing and emulating to some random dumbshit user on this site. You'd have to be really buttblasted to do that.

B A S E D

Won what?

this 7

Somebody please justify a limited digital release to me right now. Anybody at all.

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Good one

>being proud of being a nigger
piratefags really are pathetic.

Søjacks will buy it twice, cause "limited"

you mean this 7?