Finished Tomb Raider. Cool game honestly. But that end... only Lara and minorities survive.
And white males in the game?
>father figure that dies
>simp that dies
>greedy guy that betrays others and dies (named Whitman)
>main antagonist who you kill
What did they mean by this?
pitiful bump
seek sunlight bud, gp tp church and leave Zig Forums, it's making you a bad person
Why was 2013 NuLara so much hotter than 2015 or 2018 NuLara?
It's almost as if whites weren't genocidal
Anita's trend started here.
>Why was 2013 NuLara so much hotter than 2015 or 2018 NuLara?
Current year.
Can't wait for OG Lara to come back in 2040
Story written and redesigned by Pratchett's daughter, who is a huge pozzed cunt.
Most hilarious shit imo is how recently trannies like Sphere Hunter asked for old sexy Lara to be back because she was badass and the bitch went on a tantrum on how they are disrespecting their years of hard work at creating this nu-Lara lmao.
OP here, I realized I forgot Grim, that Scottish guy who also dies for Lara.
Admittedly, he was pretty cool. But he still dies. His role is essentially the same as Roth's - old white guy that dies for the sake of women and minorities - basically, "You're obsolete, whitey!"
too long
back then COOM was still kinda allowed
>What did they mean by this?
Majority of characters (good and bad) are white. Everything is right with the world.
I actually read the whole fucking thing. Jesus Christ, what an embarassment. So many retarded takes i do not know where to begin.
If you look at video games hoping to play as your exact replica then you must have some extremely deeply rooted self-esteem issues. I am not a fucking blonde fit fuckboy but i can enjoy plaing as Link from LoZ. You can say "well, that's because he's a male" but i equally enjoy playing as cool female characters like Samus Aran, which has zero booty shots and zero shit that focuses on her "sexuality" so you cannot call me out on "objectifying" her.
Also YET AGAIN i see this retarded study posted that 50% of gamers are women. The study which is debunked and criticized every time it is brought up, because the method for it was just retarded. It basically equalizes a soccer mom playing Candy Cruch on her phone for 10 minutes a day while riding a bus to work with an adult male gamer who follows news, video games are his hobby and buys at least 1-2 games a month. That's why it seems like 50% of gamers are women, because for this study "gamer" also means someone who spend 5 minutes playing a game on iOS.
Also yet another thing. Why women, leftists and all the hack writers are so obsessed with making "human stories" full of "flawed characters", which in practice means crybaby bitches that have zero spine and are not engaging in the slightest. Seriously, nu-Lara is a total bitch compared to old Lara. And what's funniest is that she is less of a feminist figure because she is defined by males in her life. She follows her father's footsteps as an archeologist, has multiple male mentors and male companions through all games, while Original Lara was an independent action hero that did whatever she wanted.
Her parents disowned her for her dangerous hobby and she didn't give a fuck. She lived off books she wrote and gained her fortune by herself.
>he paid attention to the story
>in a fap game
The story seemed promising at the start. Ultimately it was a letdown though.
>it wasn’t his best fap
No thanks
shame they went full ubishit with the sequels, the pointless collectibless, upgrades, achievements and the rest of the useless clutter made me drop the game 6 hours in
Which minority race is Jonah though?
I was getting a Maori vibe from him.
I'm shocked that more people don't make fun of the simp.
He has to be the biggest simp in all of vidya.
The shitty part is that it was all just for a fucking screwdriver and wrench.
think him and grimms were probably there just so they have extra models for the multiplayer.
That guy was a dev self insert. He only died to be heroic and get a kiss from Lara
You're talking about Alex.
I hope that dev is doing better now
>Alex died for a screwdriver.
he contracted coronavirus and is now female.
It's okay, karma is going to fuck her right up the ass once the new discworld adaptations come out
>the game is designed so you look at her ass the whole time
is what REALLY got me
kek for real?
Yea god fucking forbid you have a camera that gives you a clear view of the character and her surroundings because it's a PLATFORMING PUZZLE GAME holy fucking shit.