>Splatoon 2 is a dead ga-
Splatoon 2 is a dead ga-
Brody Miller
Xavier Adams
y
Christopher Davis
>Announce a splatfest 4 months in advance
fucking why
James Phillips
>Mushroom that lets you take 1 extra hit and makes your hitbox larger
>Star that makes you literally invincible for a short time
Why would you not pick the star? Sure its short but the thing can 1-shot anything.
Lincoln Murphy
Splatfest WOOH
Asher Clark
pisses me off too, the splatfests get announced 2+ months in advance, but then there's radio silence on them and not even the nintendo switch news feed mentions them until they've already began the previous day (at least for EU). I keep missing them because of this.
Xavier Cruz
>Shrooms vs PCP
Anthony Gomez
What the fuck, is this real? Who the fuck is going to pick the mushroom over the star? And 4 months away? I'll be dead by then who gives a shit
Kayden Fisher
this post is really funny to me for some reason
Gavin Jackson
And yet Mushroom will probably win because more kids will pick Star
Andrew White
I thought ketchup v mustard was the last one? How many times are they going to say it's the last one?
Ian Lee
Super size is the one that makes you crush the map like godzilla
Brody Phillips
When are we getting a good splatfest?
Robert Martin
Mushroom means bigger penis, user.
Nolan Phillips
No thats the Mega Mushroom
Ayden Perez
I feel like Marina would be X and Pearl would go Zero.
Luis Bennett
They really should've made a special lunar blaster weapon that acted like a mega buster.
Liam Powell
Mushroom lets you stop being a manlet
Parker Gomez
CONSUME
BUY MERCHANDISE
Hudson Stewart
It certainly was not the case! After Mayo v. Ketchup Rerun, they followed it up with Chicken v. Egg Rerun very recently. Then, the devs stated there would be at least two more Splatfests before March 2021. No one expected one of the Fests to be brand new, however.
Angel White
it sold something like 700000 new copies this fiscal year, it was never dead
Adrian James
They could make so many splatfest about basically any topic, there wouldn't even need to recycle them because how much stuff there is to discuss.
Aaron Jackson
Would you rather have infinite money to spend in 10 seconds or 10 million dollars to spend whenever you want?
Tyler Harris
They actually did that.
Samuel Bell
Daniel Young
B is the superior choice, only lambs go for A because “others do it” hivemind standard.
Aiden Price
are you memeing or did you forget that this was one of the first splatfests in Splatoon 1?
Ryder Campbell
I got into splatoon after splatoon 2.
Landon Perez
No you fool, it's easier to access and tear off in A
Julian Morris
Haha, sucks to be you Splatoon 2 was terrible
Austin Moore
Take that back you fucking swine
Dominic Ortiz
Thats barely comparable. Especially because the mushroom only does its thing once. The real difference would be the money to buy anything for 10 seconds, and the other option just being to buy 1 thing.
Carter Sullivan
Fuck off
Jordan Rivera
>Decepticons won
Deceptively based.
Gavin Nelson
>boke vs tsukkomi
???
Grayson Bell
kek
Xavier Martinez
Think the style of comedy of Kenny and Vic in MXC
Grayson Lopez
That's...actually a really good example
Matthew Hernandez
it's the Giant Mushroom from NSMB, it also made you invincible
Jayden Peterson
>we're gonna get giantess Pearl art with the mushroom.
Ryan Cruz
Also Callie and Marie are supposedly this. Though it's less obvious in English.
Basically an idiot and straight man routine, typically involving the slapstick punishment of the idiot. I'm sure it's funny if you're Asian...