Minecraft is letting people vote for a new mob

FLAOT

roalin

Test

how about a sexy anthro girl?

A monkey

For fuck's sake we don't need any more fucking mobs that are shitty IRL animals. Especially not something as cliché as a shark. Look at how many cool mods are out there that add actually functional and creative creatures that fit well into the game and actually add something to it. I always tell myself that I have the creativity of a calculator, but these clowns are even worse.

Fuck bats, fuck dolphins, fuck the way they implemented phantoms, fuck foxes, and fuck the drowned zombie for being such a bland piece of shit mob.

Oh and especially, fuck the panda. This bloat of stupid animals is one of the main reasons I don't update above 1.11.

>nooo we cant add sharks theyre endangered and people will think its okay to kill them nooo
>adds polar bears, pandas, parrots, sea turtles, etc.
Heh

>Hating on foxes
They are pretty cute and their AI is pretty cool
Also some form of aquatic predator would be nice, even if not necessarily a shark

Pandas are what happens when you let chinks play our games.

Why not just add the other mobs?

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see you think you're being clever making this post, but pandas were added because they were endangered
They also follow mojang's new reallife-passivemob philosophy of not having something that can be gained from farming them

Remove phantoms

The fuck is this?
Our raids used to be about submitting the most hilariously edgy ideas imaginable (naming a drink Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, having Taylor Swift perform at a school for deaf kids, breaking people's iPhones) We've hit rock bottom.

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>Also some form of aquatic predator would be nice

Add some sort of jellyfish maybe as a semi-neutral mob (doesn't chase you but hurts you if you touch its stingers), add "mob A", add fucking mermaids, add something that vaguely resembles a shark but is not a fucking shark. Even bring out the guardians from the ocean temples. Add giant fucking clams that can have a pearl or even some other item randomly embedded in them, but try to eat the player if you get too close to them. Anything is better than "hurr real-life fish swims to you and does damage, durr".

with Zig Forumsfags we cant do anything edgy because they think we are on their side
casual

Too bad pandas are useless just like every the of the relatively new animals.

>most hilariously edgy ideas imaginable
>naming a drink Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
wow, we broke new ground!

they should add a ghost mob, that can go through walls. it's too easy to wall yourself in and be completely safe.

Okay

rollinggg

these are all autistic is this seriously the vote?

I remember when I used to post retarded shit like this on minecraft forums.
Good fucking times

>add fucking mermaids
topless, right?

link?

test

>I'm an oldfag guys
>*reports you for saying nigger/faggot*

Sharks would be cool
Rollinggggg tolling

Watching Internet Historian doesn't make you special man

Good post senpai

Yeah yeah we all saw that video

the devs haven't added anything worthwhile since 1.12. it's just heaps of half-assed design at this point

This WAS the vote years ago, and mob B won, sadly. That's how Phantoms got into the game. Mob C could have gotten the functionality of removing enchantments from items, but it would have been waaaay to imaginative for the game, so we got the fucking grindstone instead.

They say faggot themselves now because they don't actually believe in anything and are just game players. Losing game players.

How about I fuck the absolute shit out of your mother?

Excellent idea. Bonus: spawns in the nether naturally, only begins to spawn in the overworld once you generate the nether. Requires a particular enchantment or some other similarly strange items to kill it (like being able to be hit while holding a particular item, or something.)

gators > sharks

Maybe only gold swords can kill them and diamond swords with a ghost slayer enchantment. That way the gold sword tier ties back to the nether and it's fucking useful for once.

Rolly poley ollie

Here i cum

I like it, user. Oh, and then you can say ghosts can't pass through Gold Blocks too, and that would be an interesting gimmick to have, and make a method of farming them easier if they drop something useful.

you can't just add an "oo" to a word and pretend its a meme!

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rollinging

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Sounds pretty cool, I could see people making ghost farms with lots of gold blocks so they stay inside the farm. That gives more value to gold in general. If they dropped something that allows you to make potions that let you go through blocks, only in the horizontal axis of course, would be interesting.
Things that will never happen, oh well.

Ok I'll bite