He's your Shitstation 5 bro

He's your Shitstation 5 bro.

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Wait, I thought the PS5’s SSD was a replaceable M.2.

Looks like a pc but smaller

Reminds me of this
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That's expansion.
There is a dedicated port for one.

It would be dumb of them to allow people to completely replace the main hard drive.

>small as shit cooler
>dual fans
>soldered ssd

bravo cerny, this totally isnt going to be another jet engine

>them laptop fans
söystations goes WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zig Forums seething about a PS console?
Clear sign it will dominate the generation.

2 fans?
does it also have 2 heatsinks?

Still going to sound like a fucking jet engine.
Was that ever fixed on the subsequent PS4s? I still use a launch version.

So what happens if the fans go Super Saiyan when running an indie game again?

>2 fans
HERE'S YOUR LOUD ASS HOUSE FIRE BRO

Oh God if this is real then this thing is a piece of garbage.

why didn't they just removed those ugly white pieces? it looks pretty cool without them.

*WHIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

I think the other fan is for the psu

watch again, two coolers (above and below the motherboard)

Are they serious with that heat sink? You couldn't come up with something a little innovative in 2020? That looks like the lowest grade off the shelf cooler from 2002. What the hell is hardware engineering doing over at Sony?

WTF? 2 fans?

the more space the more it costs
these companies are doing everything they can to save pennies on this shit
that's why they all come with dried to shit thermal paste

The fans look quite big, so they'll be quiter. But now there's 2 of them so maybe not lmao. Fucking 2020 and we still can't cool for shit and learnt fuck all from the Xbox 360 days

It's a fan mockup, genius.
That's the PS3 slim motherboard.

You just know there won't be any rear USB slots.

Why even buy a console at launch when you know they're just going to launch an improved version a year or so in? The best you can hope for is already 30 frames in the big titles, how shitty is it going to look when they announce a 'Pro' version that might actually run it better.

With those fans being closed in like that, I wonder how much airflow they lose as it has it go through those openings on the top and front.
I think the XSX will be more effective, one large fan drawing air through the entire thing and it's way larger heatsink.

Sony's thermal design has been absolutely atrocious since PS3 and that thing was a beast at the time. But the tolerances and quality control on the heatsinks was abysmal. I had just hoped they had learned from their mistakes. Seems like they didn't. I'm steering clear for now.

The smaller the fan, the higher the rpm, the more noise it makes.

That fan will make a lot of noise and probably not draw all that much air from the tiny vents there.

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What a shitty design, what the fuck were they fucking thinking?

>2 fans
>Big as fuck

I can literally hear the picture LMAO

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This is probably true. Seems liek it's not real. Design is absolute garbage tier here. Can't imagine this is genuinely what it looks like on the inside.

>MORE FANS BAD
do console brainlets really

How the fuck are you supposed to enjoy Snoys™ cinematic experience when there's a Dyson WHREEEEEE'ing in the background

Yeah, i got the 2nd model in 2016 and it still works fine with minimal noise and I’ve never even cleaned it out

if it’s a mockup it aint ps3 slim, ps3 had a flattened heatsink that has to cool the cell and rsx

Bigger fans are more quiet because they can run slower to get the same air throughput you brainlet

A
FUCKING
LAPTOP
GOOD
JOB
SNOY
NOW
KYS

That 8 core will be thermal throttling like crazy.

It's the PS3 Slim motherboard.

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You can clearly tell. Also all the capacitors are shopped out.

>825GB SSD Storage
>825GB
>2020
>GB Storage

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retard

OMG! IT'S FUCKING FAKE! THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING THAT COOLS THE CPU IN THAT IMAGE! I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!

fake and gay

wheres the rgb

Nah it wont. Theres too many fans for it to sound like a helicopter again.

Since the primary SSD is soldered, if it runs out of read/write cycles or dies, can the secondary drive host the OS?

PlayStation Fans go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Did lightning strike the cpu/gpu?

haha

snoys accept their fate and keep bending over, what do you expect to happen

probably to make sure people cant fit them snugly in furniture which would kill the already shit airflow

What else did you think it would be? It's going to be using laptop parts too, or did you think consoles were using high end desktop components like the rabid Snoys keep parroting?

>Zen 2
So... the computer I'm shitposting on right now?

My PS4 Pro is already such a fucking jet engine that there’s no way that I would buy another console from Sony unless they manage to make it more quiet. It’s ridiculous that you basically have to use closed headphones with it unless you want to be distracted by the constant WHOOOOOOOOing.

lol true.
Zig Forums brainlets exposed.
Their hateboner for Sony's so strong they turned retarded. Kinda like Trump's derangement syndrome.