Why are Nintendo fans like this?

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My god.....people actually like...to have.....FUN?!!!
And you just NOW discovered this?
What is this "fun," and how do I learn it instead of whining like a bitchy poorfag on some random image board website in my parents' basement with no job, money, or girlfriend to call my own? Oh, what ever shall I do?

Fuck knows. You can't pre-order and then give them shit it makes any argument you have completely hollow not just to your peers but to Nintendo as well. You clearly don't mean any of it or else you wouldn't have pre-ordered and are only saying bad things to still look "cool" to your e-buddys.

Why are whine faggots on Zig Forums like you predictable?

>some of the decision they made are strange
>BUT I MUST CONSUME!

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What were his complaints?

I don't really understand the hype surrounding it.
Mario 64 has been available in portable form for years, and Galaxy and Sunshine aren't really suited for that mode of play. The addition of widescreen and a fucking sound test seem to be the only additions that are worthwhile, and all these games are still extremely easy to find or emulate.

There's just nothing that stands out about it compared to other retro collections and hd remasters. The graphics aren't redone, the textures don't even look altered, there's no substantial new modes of play or additional content, it likely doesn't even have the bonus materials like manuals and interviews like you'd find in the Kirby, Metal Slug and Street Fighter anniversaries. It's neat it exists and I love two of these games but why are Nintendo fanatics acting like Mario 64 again is a huge tentpole release? 3D World should be the most exciting thing here since its teasing a new world and so few people had a chance to play it.

doesn't come with a Mario funko pop

You can emulate all the games, but not as many people have a powerful PC as you think they do and even far weaker than what you think despite Zig Forums making it look like everyone and their mother rock a 2080ti in their build. So it's a good option for people who don't want to bother with the retro thing, don't want multiple systems, and don't want to fork over the cash for a decent rig and that's the angle far too many on Zig Forums aren't seeing. I've got it pre-ordered myself despite owning the originals on original hardware just for simple convenience, the upside is if I change my mind later on I can sell it at a premium due to the limited availability. I literally can't lose.

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>and Galaxy and Sunshine aren't really suited for that mode of play.
....which is why the Switch has a DOCK, retard. Not an argument.

OP is right, why do you get angry and seeth at the mere thought of not mindless consooming something?

Because they're zoomers, nintentoddlers, or both.
Remember that this people votes for your country.

Do you need to use motion controls to play Super Mario Galaxy on the Switch?

I just find the bare minimum effort being put into this dumbfounding.
Mario rereleases used to have mountains of new content. Love it or hate it SMB Deluxe added a challenge mode, ghost races, versus multiplayer, a variant of Lost Levels as a hidden post-game, a photo album, just tons of little additions to give the game more value 15 years after its original release. All-Stars redid the graphics of every game to be up to modern standards and implemented a save feature. The Advance series had new levels and bosses. 3D World and NSMBU received substantial new content in the form of additional players and worlds.

This is being sold at full retail price and it's less ambitious than HD remasters on the PS3, let alone Nintendo's own handling of these games a few generations back. '"It's portable" or "at least it's free from the clutches of the Wii U" tend to be the go-to excuse for why Switch ports are exciting and that's not a compelling case here. Why should people be excited for this?

Mario 64 runs on literally anything nowadays. Emulation isn't even an excuse, it also runs well and with the PC port, it's even easier. No need to compile shit yourself if you think that's too hard, there's tools for that on youtube that do it all for you with one click.

Plus, with the PC port you can play at 60fps which is pretty fucking cool and works great, meanwhile the official product doesn't do that, not even proper widescreen.

Hell, there's even someone who ported the SM64 project to a fucking PSP. Not having a powerful machine is not an excuse.

Because, as the saying goes (and this is such a prime example of it), it's ok when Nintendo does it. They could pull off even worse shit and there's people to support them. It's quite sad how low people's standards are, and the fact the majority is loving and eating this up as they are just proves Nintendo will keep doing this.

All your post is talking about is SM64. There's more than one game in this collection user and it requires a lot more power to run dolphin, even more shit if you want to play Wii games.

>Because, as the saying goes (and this is such a prime example of it), it's ok when Nintendo does it.
Keep seething, Snoy.

Because the other user put an image of SM64, I assumed that's all he was talking about. It's the most stupid fuck-up of this collection precisely because of the fan effort being better to the player than the paid product.

is it a lie, though? it really shows, such a well regarded game by nintendo fans being given a subpar treatment and people are ok with it.

I agree this shit is lazy as hell but the point was expressed for all games in the collection. Emulating SM64 is one thing, the other games are entirely different.

Why do people keep falling for bullshit like George Floyd and social distancing?

Your phone could probably emulate galaxy.

Fucking this

Nothings wrong with the fact that he bought it despite him thinking some of the decisions are weird. The issue is that he words it like a complete faggot. The "Oh well. I pre-ordered the game immediately," at best sounds dismissive of other peoples reservations and slightly smug and at worst IS dismissive of other peoples reservations and is him just being a smug prick. The fact that he then follows it up with "I'm going to love it but some of the decisions they made are strange" just makes out sound like he's doesn't have enough balls to actually criticize the Nintendo's practices.

Dolphin runs Sunshine on literally any shit computer from the past 8 years. Maybe Galaxy is the only one that could struggle with older systems, but even then it probably runs just as well as the Switch will. Plus, no Galaxy 2 is stupid. Both Galaxy games are great.

It's almost like Nintendo is his abusive father and he's still seeking validation from him.

I doubt it M8

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>it's less ambitious than HD remasters on the PS3
Like what?

Because it's portable.

I have been waiting for a non-shitty, convenient, portable version of SM64 for eons. The DS version has no analog control. I might have been able to jerry-rig something for the PC port version, but it wouldn't be as convenient as being able to boot it up on the Switch at any point and the rumors were circulating around when the PC port was gaining ground so I never put the idea into motion in case it was real. Portable Sunshine and Galaxy are icing on the cake.

>Playing anything after the fifth generation on a phone
That sounds stupid.

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Just making a point about smart phones and computational power.

I’d say he could emulate snake but with those specs he probably plays it native

I already have 64, sunshine, and galaxy pirated. I am still going to buy the collection on my switch. You do not have to be 100% for or against anything in life, you fucking autists. Just do whatever you want and stop caring about what other people do.

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>Just do whatever you want and stop caring about what other people do.
Which is why I have the physical copies for each system and still bought the collection. If I want to sell it later I'll make bank regardless thanks to Nintendo capping availability.

Someone needs to respond to you with a soijak.

>My god.....people actually like...to have.....FUN?!!!
>And you just NOW discovered this?
>What is this "fun," and how do I learn it instead of whining like a bitchy poorfag on some random image board website in my parents' basement with no job, money, or girlfriend to call my own? Oh, what ever shall I do?

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you could have had fun for the past 20 years by playing these roms on your pc. why is it only fun when nintendo puts it in a onions box for you and wraps it in plastic? is that why you have so much nintendo brand plastic toys and junk everywhere?

oh wait, its being marketed as digital games now so you wont even get the plastic junk you like to collect soon enough.

>is it a lie, though? it really shows, such a well regarded game by nintendo fans being given a subpar treatment and people are ok with it.
As I said:
KEEP.
SEETHING.
SNOY.

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In this case, you are voting with your wallet for Nintendo to fuck everyone over by making all their games, including digital, "limited" in order to fraudulently drive up prices or perceived value. I get making limited run physical editions for collectors of some games, but limited run digital games is truly unacceptable and scummy behavior and letting them get away with it here gives them full freedom to do it with everything. And you can bet they will because Nintendo are probably the most greedy and anti-consumer company in the entire industry nowadays, which is saying a lot when 2K and Bethesda exist.

>insulting Mario and complimenting it in the same breath
wew

I literally do not care because I have a disposable income. Corporations are not your friends, and if you believe this is the first time Nintendo is "betraying" you, it's already too late for you.

>This is being sold at full retail price and it's less ambitious than HD remasters on the PS3
Cry moar, Snoygger.

Why do you guys pretend what other people do doesn't affect others and how decisions are made when that's literally 100% untrue? Especially with entertainment in this case.

>you could have had fun for the past 20 years by playing these roms on your pc
I'm not some poorfag pirate, nigger. That shit's illegal. Go to jail and get a big black dick up your ass, faggot.

peak goyism.