Everyone bitching about 3D All-Stars

>everyone bitching about 3D All-Stars
>no discussion of this tasty new Kart game

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>He plays with kids toys
next you'll be telling me you play videogames

It's a gimmick. Why the fuck can't they just make a new MK game without some shitty fucking gimmick? I'm not gonna rearrange my fucking house to make an interesting track.

>props not included

Because it's a toy first and foremost. Try

so are dildos but you dont see /toy/ letting me post about them

Man, if you're sticking Mario Kart up your ass, that's on you.

honestly been thinking of building a little toy track town as a little project, this might push me over the edge and do little mario kart tracks with it
considering going out and loading up on halloween shit pre-preemptively to make a ghost house track

I'm not cleaning that shit up.

>Mario Maker
>Mario Kart Maker
Where my Mario Party Maker? Fucking nintendo

Seems like a worse version of normal remote control cars.The cars look like it has to be on flat surfaces so you can't really do ramps or have anything that would get you out of bounds unless you want to get up from your couch and fix up the kart again. Normal remote control cars seem a lot better and if you want to play MarioKart why wouldn't you just play mariokart?

Guys if this works out. Star Fox drone AR game.

doesn't that shit cost like $120? At that point just buy regular Mario Kart

it's a toy for children mate

yes, a child's toy that costs roughly $320-490.
if my kid wants to play with a RC car i'd just fucking buy him one, not an entire console and a extra set of toys for no actual purpose

Admit it. You guys would have loved to have this as a kid.

>Play for one hour before going back MK8.

If I were a kid you're damn fucking right I'd be begging my parents for this. Hell if I had even a cool nephew to spoil, I'd splurge on that thing.

>Mario monopoly

...

who the fuck has the room for this? like really? the majority of people live in small shitty apartments.

i would have thought it sucked after not being able to do any shortcuts, not having any jumps, and only being able to play with one friend at any given time. i don't know how stupid of a kid you were, but apparently dumber than me, and i used to eat the nesquik powder out of the container with a spoon while wondering why i was fucking choking

>Carpet fags btfo

If I was a kid I would be asking for this for christmas

Why isn't this just Labo #5: Mario Kart?
Did Nintendos give up on the Labo product line?

>and i used to eat the nesquik powder out of the container with a spoon while wondering why i was fucking choking
I-I do that now is that bad?

mario kart if he real

>only being able to play with one friend at any given time
nah you can play with up to four at once

If anything this looks more like their advanced progress on the 3DS augmented reality minigames.

Do you know what would be based? If you could have online play be that you use someone else's kart that they placed for others to use so that you can race on their track

>i would have thought it sucked after not being able to do any shortcuts
Aren't you able to drive however you want though, provided you enter the checkpoints in the right order and from the correct direction?

Why does Nintendo keep doing this?
These fucking odd little things that seem neat on paper but you fucking know every kid is going to play with it once or twice and just put it away forever.

Rich kids.
My younger cousin is going to have a field day with this game since my uncle has a gigantic house.

Not every family wants to have their kid take up a full room to make a pretend race track

the shit only comes with two racers, doesn't it? it doesn't show you being able to use extra RC's
even if it does theres still the entirety of the control scheme and the limits the RC brings. you have to have a practical goalie picking the karts back up if you even consider playing on a raised surface, and i don't know how the fuck you'd drift with these fucking things if you even can