What happens if you get a boner while gaming?

What happens if you get a boner while gaming?

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You die

You get a boner ingame, you bone in real life

Normal guys ignore it.
Coombrains immediately jack off.

The game wouldn't be the only thing hard.

fuck little girls

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If playing single player, pause and fap

If multiplayer, turn on mic and make everyone hear me fap and cum

It does not happen. I've completely desensitized my mind in my early 20s, nothing gets me horny anymore.

You become a hardcore gamer

Nothing about this figure says "little" to me, if anything she looks like a teenager.

Yes please

You get a cute 8 year old girl to take care of it. >:3

this
I'm a coombrain

shes 11

Kuro best girl!

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ask my little sister to jerk me off

Post her cunny if she is so great

>there are three loli threads up
I can’t believe lolicons bought and run Zig Forums!

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They have to bring /l/ back man, i can't take it anymore

That's lewd. She is for consensual hand holding only.

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I ejaculate without jacking off while continuing to play my game. Can you not control your penis hardness and use it to ejaculate, OP?

That's the thing, her body is too developed to reflect that, at best she looks 14.

cunnychads run Zig Forums

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But hand holding is even lewder

Not if you do it under the covers so you can't see.

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Let that sink in. Lolichads ran Zig Forums, but they also ran the fucking world.

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why do i feel funny

But you can do a lot of things under the covers

if my wife is home, fug
if my wife is out, wank into whatever napkins I can find in my wastebasket
if I'm playing a game on my phone at work, wank in the bathroom
either way coom, as god intended

Headpats are acceptable.

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>he doesn't get random boners throughout the day enough that boners are a trivial event
The absolute STATE of low T men

I'm feeling like giving her some mana

Obviously I do what any sensible man would do
get my cute femboy bf to suck me off under the desk while I continue gaming

Prismafags are a blessing to this site.

Miyu..

I go
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHH
And cry

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she's gonna pat the head of my dick

If it's Kuro she'll do more than pat

This. If I don’t take care of it, I stay hard until it’s dealt with. I’ve had an erection for 4 hours before because I didn’t want to jerk off. I finally came a big fat white sticky load out my window (I like spraying my cum out my 7th floor window) and went to sleep.

a shame the Sakura thread died

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