Game needs both hands to be played

>game needs both hands to be played
>left hand is already shoveling sunflower seeds in my mouth
>have to pause the game every 30 seconds
why can't video game developer think about their userbase?

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Sunflower seeds have xenoestrogens. Have fun.

>porn game
>Requires two hands
>Requires mouse constantly

>xenoestrogens
really?
I ate 3 packs in less than a week, what will happen to me?

>xenoestrogens
So it turns you into a sexy alien chick? Sign me up.

There are xenoestrogens in plastic bottles, pre made food, sunflower oils, and million of other foods. It really depends on how much you consumed the last 5 years. Look in the mirror, if you look like a soiboi, andorgyn or just ugly or fat, its most likely is because of xenoestrogens.

Nothing. Very rarely do environmental sources of estrogens do anything to a person's body. It's all a Zig Forums meme.

you will start growing a bussy

T. Fox Mulder

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>sunflower seeds
You are slav?

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I bet your fat ass is peak manliness incarnate

no
but I'm trying to quit smoking and this is the most effective method, keeps my mouth busy

>eating fucking seeds
are you a bird? fucking 3rd worlders

Good luck with that.

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>Slavman

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Based quitting method, good luck.

I'm too manly that I went bald at 23, will this make my hair grow back?

yes, but you will occasionaly crave semen

So you're saying it will reduce my semen cravings?

Slav hands made this thread

are you Mr sir from holes

You'd probably be better of with gum, but whatever works.

ok hamtaro

>porn game
>Requires two hands
?????

you could keep your mouth busy by sucking cock :3

>porn game
>requires 3 hands

Dangerously underrated post

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>he can't hold a handful of sunflower seeds in his cheek and crack them one by one in his mouth without using his hands
Never gunna make it

do you just spit the shell on your screen? you at least need your hand to do this unless you have a spitbucket or some shit

Pistachios>Pumpkin seeds>Sunflower seeds

All unsalted of course

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turn into a female alien

You can hold the shells in your other cheek and spit them all out when you get a free second. Or get a big cup and spit them in there by leaning forward a bit.

You start wondering where you bottle of Kvass is, despite the fact that tomorrow is a workday, and your nation don't sell Kvass in their supermarkets.

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this is silly user, I feeл verи финэ

Nothing.