slurp
Slurp
Real gamer chairs are tearing apart
literally me on weekends
bump
nice bumps
Kidney stones.
literally me but with beer instead of monster
Memes
literally me but with self-loathing instead of a monster
*sips* Hatsune Miku v2, now that was a voicebank.
Literally me but with cans of 4loko.
I'm horny
Zig Forums should get a separate lewd board
/vc/?
Same but I'm like 3rd week of nofap so I won't do it
i didn't know there were so many fellow depressed cute girls on Zig Forums
There is one its called Zig Forums :^)
God I wish this dumb succubus would come into my room and rape me in the middle of the night.
Zig Forumsussy?
sometimes I want Zig Forums to not be lewd
no lewd threads, no butts, no tummies, nothing to tease me
>he drink energy drinks without doing any sort of exercise
if you're the type of person doing exercises chances are you won't be drinking energy drinks anyway
We've shared this feeling for a long time.
That's what I try to tell people. Besides the advertised shaving off fat and muscle stuff, regular exercise does so much good for the body's chemistry, you're so much more energized all the time and can stay up whenever with little effort (besides knowing you're gonna have to yank your ass up harder for tomorrow morning's routine, of course)
I've already fapped today but I'm precumming while browsing again
Those feels too
>aw come on, I just fapped
>aw come on, it's 112 fucking degrees
briefs smell nice and tempting tho
...I'm gonna have to put a bounty on your head. You know too much.
I know everything
Does anyone else have not as pleasurable orgasms after drinking monster?
idk if it depends on drinking them