It's finally here!

not unless you unbox dragon dildos

You saying that cause you got turned on I bet

dragon dildo and some programing socks

holy fuck ur pale

Cute cat.

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Would it kill you to go outside and catch some rays of sunshine

>white man
Based.
Post feet.

>just go outside during a pandemic bro

HOLY FUCK IT'S this thing

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Please don't bee animal crossing amiboo island please please not again

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Yes.

Is there any blood flowing through your arm at all?

A stupid FOMO game

congrats you've officially made the worst thread currently on Zig Forums

s.oi

>it's finally here!
PERFORMING FOR YOU

not vidya but i accept it because your cat is cute

Be honest you weren't going to go outside regardless wizard

based

Hey bro it's not April anymore, you can't use that excuse

waste of everyone's time
just post more pictures of your cat

Dat cade is like *bro why*

>white school shooter
checks out

>shoots over 125ft
damn

extra hard cringe

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Well that was lame

Keith it's time you've grew up

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I miss when these threads used to be legit funny or suprising. Now it's just pure soi or boring vidya, not even unique vidya just a random purchase. You zoomers suck at this.

hey user just be careful if you're going to shoot that cat, aim for it's flank or main body. be prepared for the cat to shred the shit out of those darts.

his coconut gun can fire in spurts (at kids using a toy)

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you could have at least got the halo nerf gun

>AMMO CLIP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i unboxed a horse fleshlight on here last year
that was a pretty decent thread

based. glad you finally got it user

>not nerf

Kek I bet a mutt officer would still shoot a kid with this because it "put them at risk"

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At least someone is keeping the spirit of these threads alive. Good on you user.

Why do we come to Zig Forums /k/omrade?

Your cat is clearly judging you right now

Right. You can leave now and please never come back.

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I even got a bonus!

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>he plays with little kids toys

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LIVE WITH A BASEDMAN

Alright go get a 200ft tape measure and shoot it I bet it doesn't go 125ft.

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Why is she so angry? Also post feet.

manchild as fuck HUE

>pig hand
Kill yourself.

I really need to become a foot fetish fag so I can make money off of troglodytes like you

>implying I would pay for feet
>male feet at that

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LMAO Based

I remember once when an actial girl unboxed a dragon dildo, it was the fastest I've ever seen a thread reach bump limit

Interesting how that one other thread about a gundam or whatever was pretty chill, but this one is full of seethers
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