Why is this image still so accurate all these years later?

Why is this image still so accurate all these years later?

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game name?

Jackie Chan

I am still to this day 100% heterosexual

I'm not a contrarian, I just like green more than red

i played toad and wario

Somebody post the MK8 one

sure thing, user

nobody post it

t. Connor
I played DK but I'm not a stoner.

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I never played this game but I would pick Luigi and the description is 100% accurate.

I used to be a Luigi but not I'm a Wario

You sir, are an absolute cunt of a human being.

*but now

I only pick toad because his voice is funny. I'm actually closer to DK

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Don't lie, you pick him cause your a fucking can't that wants to win. Fucking liar.

This image is incorrect, it was made by a Wario player, and everything said about both Toad players and Luigi players in this image actually applies to the Wario player.

does the same apply to picking these characters in mario party 2

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Toad kids grew up to be gay at a higher ratio than Yoshi kids. Seriously what kind of faggot actually picks Toad?

The Toad description is the most accurate one in the OP. It’s the Wario one that shows it’s hand as the creation of a delusional Wario picker.

bump

More of these?

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no one cares about this fairy chink goblin bullshit fuck off

you cared enough to reply

Can't see shit

I like Luigi because he's not a manlet like Mario and Wario

>tfw Toad player
It's only gotten worse as I rage at every loss in other games and genres.

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Does someone have any of the updated ones for 100% OJ?

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i choose peach because i am i like pink :)

whatever man

Get out of this thread it's for kart chads only

You can tell this was made by a Wario player.

*Chuds

bowser's description is more fitting for yoshi desu. bowser, wario, and dk should all just have wario'd description

>he doesn't pick the 4 time champ Proshi

Yoshi picker here.

>every choosing yoshitter

fucking scalies

I only picked the fat guys and yoshi

I used Toad and I'm not a competitive tryhard at all. I just liked him the most as a kid.

I miss this Wario, bros